Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Chapter 411: Shall We Have a Friendly Match?

“It’s fine. You should go now; your wife’s more important. Just come by anytime you want…” Song Qincheng told him as she dismounted him and straightened her bathrobe.

Chen Xiaobei was dismayed and unable to react all of a sudden. Meanwhile, Song Qincheng had turned away from him and was combing her hair calmly at the dressing table. With the hormones disappearing from the air, the aura of a mature and prim woman now filled the room.

“Are you really fine with that?” Chen Xiaobei looked at her pretty face through the mirror and asked in a rather guilty tone.

“I’m a married woman too. Why should I mind? Go now, I’ll give you my virginity whatever happens. No rush!” Song Qincheng smiled, before pausing and turning to give him a stare that tells him he should get going.

“Right then, I shall take my leave,” Chen Xiaobei said, straightening his clothes as he left. “Just call me if you need me.”

As soon as Chen Xiaobei closed the door behind him, Song Qincheng’s smile began to vanish.

“Chen Xiaobei…” she lamented. “Why didn’t the gods send you to me when I was still in my prime…”

Dragon City, the Six Doors Organization.

An evil plan was set in motion within the office of the chief inspector.

“Master Poseidon, Luo Puti has reached Green Vine City.” The chief inspector said with a low voice. “If I’m not mistaken, she has found the person you were looking for!”

“That two-face bitch! She ruined the Emperor Yan’s tomb incident.” Poseidon growled. “This time, we cannot let her bring the person that I want back to Dragon City!”

“Don’t you worry, Master Poseidon,” the chief inspector soothed. “I have something ready in Green Vine City since the tomb incident; I could crush her the moment she found the person you want.”

“Good job. But I have to remind you – Luo Puti must die, but the person I want must live!” Poseidon said coldly.

“Yes, sir. My plan is perfect; I never make mistakes whenever I execute my schemes!” The chief inspector patted his chest and declared confidently.

“Fantastic. I’ve always believed in you, and I know you never fail to fulfill a promise. That’s reason you hold the title of General of Perfect Planning and the position of chief inspector at Six Doors Organization after all. I’m going to spare you the idle talk, my cell phone will be turned on at all times, waiting for your good news!”

…..

“Xiaobei!” Luo Puti was in her professional attire today, and was almost running towards him when he reached the airport.

Her breasts jiggled beneath her shirt while her black, short skirt accentuated her exquisite rear – that curve was simply unreal! She did not wear her stockings today, and that fair and smooth perfect skin was enough to caught every masculine pair of eyes.

Countless men who stood nearby was staring at her too, and probably would have consented to gouging out their eyes to stick them on her body. But soon their attention dulled and turned into envy as well as hatred of Chen Xiaobei.

“Hubby, you’re so punctual! Did I keep you waiting?” Luo Puti had asked with a smile and linked her arm with his. Her voice was so sweet Chen Xiaobei could hear every man’s heart fluttering around them.

“Dear pumpkin… Are you alright? Do you have a fever?” Chen Xiaobei was a little caught off-guard. This was the first time he saw Luo Puti smiling so brightly.

‘What can you guys do about it?’ He thought with a smug face at all those envious stares around him. ‘She’s my wife! All of you are just a bunch of losers! Bahaha…’

“Don’t just stand there and smile like an idiot!” Luo Puti suddenly hissed. “Wu Jiechao’s second uncle is here – he won’t let you off the hook easily if we don’t act like a couple!”

“Eh?” Chen Xiaobei narrowed his eyes and found two men and one woman in professional attire standing rather close to them. The man in the middle was quite tall, and wore a suit and tie looked like he was in his forties. He strutted towards them with a rather unfriendly look – he has got to be Wu Jiechao’s second uncle. The other man and woman beside him should be in their thirties.

“Luo Puti, you could have waited until the assignment is over before you met up with your sweetheart. Why would you ask this fellow to come here?” Wu Tianhe asked coldly while fixing Chen Xiaobei hostile stare.

“I’m the leader of this assignment, and I have every right to ask for his help.” She replied coolly. “Xiaobei, this man is a special inspector of the Six Doors Organization, Wu Tianhe. Those two are Bai Libin and Lin Yufei, both superior inspectors. They are all here for the special assignment.”

Bai Libin glared at Chen Xiaobei, snorted and turned away. Lin Yufei’s attitude was slightly better – she nodded at him but said nothing.

Their positions as superior inspectors of Six Doors Organization meant that they stood above the rest and were considerably formidable in terms of combat power too. That was the reason the duo and Wu Tianhe were rather scornful of him – befriending Chen Xiaobei was almost humiliating.

Before this, Luo Puti was promoted to the position of special inspector in the Six Doors Organization and was also assigned to lead this assignment. Still, her standing was not as strong as Wu Tianhe especially since the latter had been in the organization years before she joined. He was their de facto leader, and Bai Libin and Lin Yufei were just following Luo Puti for the sake of appearances.

“Why would you look for this piece of trash for help?” Wu Tianhe barked. “The Six Doors Organization is resourceful, why don’t you just ask me to call for some support personnel from the Qing Wu Faction?”

“Wu Tianhe,” Luo Puti replied curtly. “Please don’t forget who’s the leader for this assignment.”

“Hmph! And she’s quite the bold one too! Did you really think I would have followed you here if not for Cao Zhenyang?!”

“You’re free to leave if you’re unhappy with our roles. You have my permission.”

Clearly the Ice Demon Queen was not to be messed around with. Even if she was not as powerful as Wu Tianhe, she would never back down when push comes to shove.

As the atmosphere grew tense, Lin Yufei decided to interfere.

“Please stop arguing and make peace,” she said. “We still have an assignment in our hands. Shijie Luo, calm down – Shixiong Wu always had a bad temper, you should know that by now.”

The woman was Luo Puti’s senior by perhaps seven to eight years. However, Six Doors Organization disregards the age factor when it came to rankings, which was why she was addressing Luo Puti as Shijie.

“I believe Shixiong Wu is right about this trash, though.” Bai Libin suddenly interjected. “How would he even help us in this assignment?”

“I disagree. Mr. Chen defeated Wu Jiechao. It wasn’t a praiseworthy win, but a win nonetheless.”

“A win nonetheless? He didn’t win at all! Does beating Wu Jiechao with cheap tricks mean a win regardless? That pile of trash would never defeat him when it comes to a real fight!”

Lin Yufei kept her silence while Wu Tianhe smirked – they were obviously throwing barbs at Luo Puti by mocking Chen Xiaobei. For them, a woman who chose to get into a relationship with lowlifes like Chen Xiaobei was almost abominable.

As the air between them reached boiling point, Chen Xiaobei finally broke his silence. “Bai Libin, right?” He smiled innocently. “Shall we have a friendly match? Just to test our strength.”

Translator’s note:

1. Shijie: Senior female apprentice or daughter (older than oneself) of one’s teacher

Chapter 412: I Just Made That Up

“Huh? So, you’re saying you want to fight with me?” Bai Libin fixed a condescending glance on Chen Xiaobei and scoffed. “Did you forget to take your brain along with you? Who do you think you’re kidding?”

“Mr. Chen, I believe you’re being na?ve. Our combat power is much stronger than Wu Jiechao!” Even Lin Yufei was smiling, and she lowered her voice into a whisper. “Here’s a little advice: don’t act tough. He’ll mess you up; he’s not called the Slapping Warrior for nothing!”

Chen Xiaobei simply smiled and kept quiet.

Ding!

[Cultivation: Later phase of Qi refining stage. Health: 13000. Combat power: 13000!]

Ding!

[Cultivation: Later phase of Qi refining stage. Health: 12000. Combat power: 12000!]

His Netherspirit Battlescouter told him that the pair were indeed powerful. However, Chen Xiaobei had his trusty Bloody Chaos Sword Essence with him that could easily defeat them, and the evolved form of the Chaos Sword Essence could even murder anything with combat powers lower than fifteen thousand. In fact, they were taunting him blindly.

Not one to miss a golden opportunity, Wu Tianhe quickly threw more insults. “Hey. Say something, garbage! Scared already? You’re such a hopeless excuse for a human. You can’t even defeat my niece in a fight – I don’t think I could address you as a fellow man!”

“This coward is unworthy of Shijie Luo!” Bai Libin added. “Wu Jiechao is a hundred times stronger than him!”

“Honestly, I’m almost thirty years old but I really hate boys who is all talk,” Lin Yufei was still smiling, but her words were pure poison. “Especially boys like you who could do nothing but boast!”

Despite all that, Chen Xiaobei was unfettered. In fact, he felt like laughing. A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep, and there was no doubt that he could kill the both of them with a single slap if he wants to.

Meanwhile, Luo Puti regretted calling Chen Xiaobei to the airport only to see him being humiliated. She was caught way off guard.

“All of you, shut up!” She scolded. “I’ll warn you guys one last time as the leader of this assignment, follow me or return to Dragon City!”

Bai Libin and Lin Yufei stopped talking immediately. In the end, Luo Puti was still their superior and the operation was one assigned by people from the top. Not even the chief inspector of the Six Doors Organization could interfere.

“My wifey! You’re so cool!” Chen Xiaobei said happily, suddenly having a terrible urge to land a kiss on her face.

Wu Tianhe, however, was not satisfied.

“Stop being so cocky. You’re unfit as a leader! I joined Six Doors Organization ten years earlier than you. To me your experience is almost next to nothing, and I’m halfway to True Nirvana Phase in terms of cultivation. I could crush you like an ant!”

“Then get lost!” Luo Puti remained defiant.

“What? You’re telling me to leave because of that piece of trash?” Wu Tianhe screamed angrily. “No one in Six Doors are allowed to talk to me like that except the chief inspector! Do you know that you’re insulting?”

“I won’t repeat myself. Shut up or get lost.” Luo Puti replied adamantly. She would do anything to protect Chen Xiaobei’s honor – even if it meant souring her partnership with Wu Tianhe.

“Motherfucker! I’ll fucking cripple you right now!” Wu Tianhe roared in fury.

“I’ll kill your whole family if you lay a finger on my wifey!” Chen Xiaobei shot back and walked in front of Luo Puti before she could reply.

“That boy is insane!” Lin Yufei exclaimed as she gaped at Chen Xiaobei. “How dare he talk to Shixiong Wu like that?”

“He really doesn’t know how powerful the True Nirvana Phase really is, even when you’re halfway to it!” Bai Libin gulped. He had shuddered after Wu Tianhe declared his level of cultivation – being merely halfway to True Nirvana Stage was still a whole level above the Qi refining stage.

As for Luo Puti, her heart skipped a beat and started to pump furiously. She stared nervously at Chen Xiaobei; she knew he could be arrogant at times, but she never thought that he could be that arrogant!

Ding!

[Cultivation: Pinnacle phase of Qi refining stage. Health: 20000. Combat power: 20000 (+3000)!]

What does (+3000) mean?

Chen Xiaobei was left dumbfounded after scanning Wu Tianhe with his Netherspirit Battlescouter. He recalled the time he scouted Luo Puti and Cao Zhengyang – they were at the pinnacle of Qi refining stage but their scans never showed such a thing before. What was going on?

“Garbage! Do you know who you’re talking to? Do you understand the difference between us?” Wu Tianhe glared at Chen Xiaobei with intention to kill.

“I don’t care.” Chen Xiaobei replied icily. “You people can mock me as much as you like, I could ignore it! But things are entirely different if you threaten my wifey!”

“Motherf*cker! An ant like you challenging an elite like me? You’re worthless!” Wu Tianhe screamed and started to channel green True Qi into his palm. The threat was real – he will kill Chen Xiaobei if he still refused to back down.

“Xiaobei has every right because he’s our objective! Feel free to hurt him if you want your family to be destroyed by the country!”

“What?!” Everyone was extremely shocked – especially Chen Xiaobei himself. He felt his mind going blank; his Scholar Heart could not analyze what was happening either. There was no way he could expect that he was someone else’s son!

“Don’t look at me like that!” Luo Puti said, and lead Chen Xiaobei away by his hand. “I’m taking Xiaobei to the hospital for a DNA test, we’ll return to the Dragon City once we get the result!”

“I…” Wu Tianhe’s face was contorted. He really hated Chen Xiaobei but could do nothing to him at all.

“The DNA better match!” he seethed. “If not, I will kill that son of the bitch with my bare hands!”

Meanwhile, Luo Puti was whispering to Chen Xiaobei: “I was just making that up! You’re not who we came to find – just act as if you are!”

Chapter 413: Second Shixiong is an Asshole

Chen Xiaobei’s supercar could only seat two people, so Luo Puti went on his car while the others hailed a cab.

“Honey, please tell me… What the hell just happened?” Chen Xiaobei spoke after driving in silence for some time.

“I’m just pretending that you’re the person we’re looking for,” Luo Puti replied. “Don’t worry, you’re not!”

“I’m glad… I’m really glad… I don’t want any other parents other than mine!” Chen Xiaobei was relieved. “But, why would you do that?”

“I’m positive that our enemies would ambush us,” she said with a lowered voice. “I want everyone to think that you’re our objective, so that Poseidon would make a grab for you while the real person arrives at Dragon City, safe and sound!”

“Amazing! Dear wife, you’re bloody brilliant!” Chen Xiaobei gave her a thumb-up.

“You don’t have to worry about your safety either.” Luo Puti continued. “Poseidon wants that special person to be alive and well – you’ll be the safest person in the entire planet!”

“But you’ll be in danger,” Chen Xiaobei suddenly frowned. “There’s no question that Poseidon would definitely want to kill you this time!”

“Let them come!” Luo Puti said gravely. “I’m ready to die for this mission!”

“Bullshit! I won’t let you!” Chen Xiaobei glared at her with steely resolve.

“Kid, everybody dies. It’s just a matter of time.” She smiled warmly. “Millions have laid down their lives down for this country, and I would be proud to become one of them.”

“Hmm… You’re right,” Chen Xiaobei simply nodded and smiled back. “Honey, just do whatever you want. I’m pretty close with Yanwang, I could bring you back.”

“You’re really still a kid, huh?” Luo Puti was surprised that he would make such childish jokes. “That’s nonsense! Yanwang is fiction.”

Still smiling, Chen Xiaobei changed the topic. “Anyway, did you find your objective?”

“I did.” Luo Puti nodded. “Elder Cao arranged for me to meet him yesterday, and one look was enough!”

“How could you be sure?”

“Physical resemblance!” Luo Puti exclaimed. “He looked exactly like that pair of siblings who visited your house during the Mid-Autumn Festival!”

“Mid-Autumn Festival? Are… Are you talking about Lin Xiang and Lin Nan?” Chen Xiaobei was left stunned. He never expected that.

“Yes! Now you just have to think of a way to get a strand of hair from them as soon as possible to complete my plan!”

“Easy-peasy.” Chen Xiaobei quickly made a call to Jing Fei – Lin Nan was working at his jewelry shop

They quickly got several strands of Lin Nan’s hair. Luo Puti held on to them after they arrived at the hospital and handed them to the doctor after she pretended to pluck a few hairs from Chen Xiaobei. All that was left afterwards was for them to sit down and wait for the DNA test results.

Wu Tianhe, and the other Six Doors officers arrived later. However, they had also stopped messing around and guarded Chen Xiaobei dutifully. He initially struggled to understand why Luo Puti would bring those three idiots with her, before realizing that they made her ruse believable.

It seems that Luo Puti had already outwitted them even before they started mocking him.

“Well, I’m free. I guess I should check on my new items!”

Chen Xiaobei flipped out his cellphone and inspected his treasure chest. He skipped the Dragon Claw of Breast Groping and Seventy-Two Ways to Get Laid manuals; he expressively refused to learn such perverted techniques. He would simply modify and then sell them to the highest bidder at Dragon City later.

Ding!

[Elixir of Obedience: Mixed by Perverted Spirit, it would make any person extremely horny – and they would do anything you ask! Do you want to take it?]

‘Well, shit! That is one dirty Red Envelope!’ Chen Xiaobei thought with his lips pursed. ‘It’s useful but I would never use it on any girl I like! Such an underhanded item!’

Ding!

[High-Grade Ma Liang Divine Pen: Crafted by Wei Xiaobao, it can be used to draw animated pictures and its ink never fades. Do you want to take it?]

‘Another piece of crap.’ Chen Xiaobei thought, sighing. He could not come up with any other purpose for the pen other than to draw animated erotica. Still, those lecherous deities and spirits might send him more Red Envelopes if they liked what he draws… Definitely something to look forward to.

“Last item! Please don’t disappoint me!” Chen Xiaobei tapped on the watery blue bellyband.

Ding!

[Bellyband of Qinglian Goddess: an object stolen by Zhu Bajie. Made of Qinglin Divine Silk, it nourishes the owner and has slight defensive usage. Do you want to take it?]

“Zhu Bajie really knows no shame. There’s little wonder he can’t get Goddess Chang’e to go out with him.” Chen Xiaobei raised his eyebrows, thinking that he was quite a decent young man compared to Zhu Bajie.

Heck, that could be why Chang’e took a liking to him.

“Hmmm. I wonder if they have already chosen the deities descending upon us… Could it be Change’e Goddess? Hehehe… I think I could definitely get into her pants with my charm! Bahahahaha…” He started laughing to himself.

“Why are you laughing there like an idiot?” A puzzled Luo Puti asked him as she walked towards him.

“Nothing…” Chen Xiaobei replied. Then his face suddenly lit up and he leapt from his chair. “Honey, I would like to give you something.”

“What kind of present?” Luo Puti carefully surveyed him from head to toe, but could not see him hiding anything.

“Follow me! It’s a surprise!” Chen Xiaobei quickly grabbed her hand and almost pulled her into the male toilet.

Chapter 414: Target Confirmed

“You asshole! Why did you drag me here?” Luo Puti was blushing violently although the toilet was otherwise unoccupied.

“We’ve been husband and wife for so long,” Chen Xiaobei said as he forced her into one of the cubicles. “Why are you still so shy?”

“Tut! I’m not your freaking wife!” She retorted angrily. “Don’t try to take advantage of me!”

“I have seen your whole body and touched the naughty bits as well. What advantage is there, still?” Chen Xiaobei replied, his mouth twitching.

“You… You f*cking asshole…” Luo Puti snarled, her teeth gritting and her face a bright crimson.

She had grown just a little fond of Chen Xiaobei after he stood up for her at the airport just now. However, after being pushed inside a cubicle against her will she had an urge to charge and bite Chen Xiaobei. Unbeknownst to her, he had taken out the bellyband from his treasure chest when she was not really paying attention.

“Don’t be mad. I really do have something for you!” Chen Xiaobei offered her the bellyband, holding it out reverently with both hands.

“What’s this?” Luo Puti reached out to the item in curiosity, before exploding once she touched the bellyband. “You bastard! Deviant! You’ve been carrying a woman’s underwear with you all this while?! Tell me honestly, where did you steal it from?”

In present day China, there are specialized thieves known to aim for women’s underwear – and it was clear that Luo Puti had quickly lumped him together with those lowlifes.

“Honey, that’s uncalled for!” Chen Xiaobei said innocently. “I didn’t steal it, it’s a magical item crafted by a powerful Daoist!”

“Stop calling me honey!” Luo Puti glared at him furiously, before calming herself and look at the bellyband carefully. It was beautiful aqua blue bellyband, and one which material escapes her. She held it – it felt thin, almost weightless, cool to the touch and smooth like water!

“It’s… extraordinary!” Luo Puti had seen and came across many things in her life, but nothing compared to this bellyband. She could not stop herself from admiring its quality.

“It is. Quick, put it on! Not only would it nourish your body, it also protects you from physical harm. Things would get wilder after the DNA results – I’ll be less worried if you have this bellyband on you!”

Luo Puti pursed her lips. She was hesitant about wearing an underwear especially when it was given by a man; she had a reputation to protect as the Ice Demon Queen after all!

Nonetheless, every girl in this world cherishes beauty – and Luo Puti was one of them. That was why she wanted to wear it while satisfying her own curiosity about its special effects.

“I’ll trust you this time… Wait outside!” She pushed him out of the cubicle before trying it on.

“This feels cozy…” Luo Puti uttered in surprise when she finally put it on. Her skin could feel the comfort of the silky sheet and the light breeze produced by the Qing Lian Divine Silk, revitalizing her as if she was at a hot spring bath. It was as if her worries and anxieties were gone too!

Furthermore, the breeze from the bellyband resonated with her ice attribute cultivation. Her body, mind, and true Qi melded with the piece of clothing, and she quickly decided that she would never take it off until she died. Arguably, the only flaw of the bellyband was that it made the wearer ridiculously seductive. As if a second layer of skin, it accentuated her voluptuous to greater heights – any man who saw her wear it would turn into a beast.

Luo Puti put on her shirt before leaving the cubicle and stuffed her own bra into her bag. It was very likely that she would never put it on again.

“Honey, you look even more beautiful now!” Chen Xiaobei beamed when she finally left the toilet.

“Rubbish! How would changing clothes change my looks too?” She stared at him incredulously.

“My goodness! So, a woman really needs to be nourished by man… Just a short while in the toilet and Shijie Luo’s skin looks so much better!” Lin Yufei said in surprise.

“Nourishment? Stop fooling around!” Luo Puti shot back, but was stunned when she took out a mirror to look at herself. Gaping, she saw that her fair skin was had somehow improved! Luo Puti turned to Chen Xiaobei and simply stared at him, astounded and speechless.

“Well, anyway… Sorry to say this but your hubby is quite weak – I mean, he only lasted for three freaking minutes… He is the Flash when it comes to lovey-dovey stuff!”

What the hell!

Chen Xiaobei was stunned. Lin Yufei apparently thought that Chen Xiaobei had a romp with Luo Puti in the toilet, and it only lasted for three minutes!

“Oh god! My reputation is ruined!” Chen Xioabei wanted to find something to bang his head on and die.

*Pfft*

Luo Puti completely forgot to explain herself when she saw his reaction; she started to giggle before bursting out in raucous laughter.

“Why are you laughing?! She thinks your hubby is the Flash!” Chen Xiaobei was frustrated; he was completely unable to explain his innocence.

“I have the results.” A doctor wearing a white laboratory coat walked towards them with a clipboard in hand. Wu Tianhe and Bai Libin quickly joined them and gathered around the doctor.

“The DNA result proved that the owners of these two sets of DNA are family,” the doctor announced before handing the report to Luo Puti.

Luo Puti glanced at the report before showing it to the others. “Everyone, please verify the results.”

All of them did, and confirmed that Chen Xiaobei was indeed their objective’s kin – although only he and Luo Puti knew that Lin Xiang and Lin Nan were the real progeny.

“From now on, we need to protect Chen Xiaobei whatever happens.” Luo Puti said gravely as she put away the report. “We’ll face a lot of threats on the way back to Dragon City. So let bygones be bygones, and focus on the mission!”

Wu Tianhe and the rest nodded, showing their intention to work together and protect Chen Xiaobei. They soon left the hospital and headed towards the airport.

Unbeknownst to the others, one of them had already sent a message to the chief inspector of the Six Doors Organizations.

[Target confirmed! It’s Chen Xiaobei!]

Chapter 415: Slap Yourself

Everyone had waited for almost ten hours at the hospital for the DNA results – the sky was already dark when they left.

Things then happened as they feared. They turned into a quiet lane only to find three figures stood in the middle of the road, waiting. All three emanated dark, evil auras as if they were demons from hell.

“I’ll deal with them!” Bai Libin volunteered, confident in his own combat power. Luo Puti and Wu Tianhe agreed. He was an elite with thirteen thousand combat power after all – nobody outside of Dragon City could defeat him.

“Don’t go if you don’t want to die!” Chen Xiaobei suddenly yelled seriously as he glared at the trio.

Ding!

[Cultivation: Later phase of Qi refining stage. Health: 14000. Combat power: 14000!]

Ding!

[Cultivation: Later phase of Qi refining stage. Health: 14000. Combat power: 14000!]

Ding!

[Cultivation: Later phase of Qi refining stage. Health: 20000. Combat power: 20000!]

Chen Xiaobei had scanned his assaulters with his Netherspirit Battlscouter – he knew beyond doubt that Bai Libin would be killed if he fought them alone.

However, Bai Libin was definitely unhappy with his interference. “What do you mean by that?” He said haughtily. “Do you really think I’m that weak? Do you even have the right to stop me?”

Wu Tianhe and Lin Yufei shared his sentiments. All three of them never thought highly of him from the start – in fact, Wu Tianhe would have crippled Chen Xiaobei if he was not the child of that special person.

“I’m telling the truth! But I won’t stop you if you have a death wish!” Chen Xiaobei retorted. He was not some kindly sage, and only idiots would care about those who refuse their help.

“Motherfucker! Remember that you’re just the kid of that special person!” Bai Libin growled angrily. “Garbage like you don’t have what it takes to order me around!”

“Garbage will always be garbage! You’re undermining your allies!” Wu glared at Chen Xiaobei, every bit of him wanted to give the youth one almighty slap.

“Forget it, Shixiong… It’s not the time to argue. I’ll go with you, it’s better to be cautious!” Lin Yufei said as she tried to calm things down.

“Nope.” Chen Xiaobei said coldly. “Both of you are going to die even if you fight together.”

“You bastard! Could you be more grateful?” Lin Yufei turned on him, enraged. “I’m helping you calm them down! Please, shut up!”

“I wonder who amongst us needs to be grateful.” Chen Xiaobei said, shaking his head. To him, there really was no doubt who will win the fight.

“Shimei Lin, you don’t have to help me. I’ll prove garbage here wrong; my victory will be a slap on his fucking face!” Bai Libin said as he charged at the enemies without a second thought. Lin Yufei followed him some distance behind in case he needed backup.

“Yes! Do that! Give him one big slap!” Wu Tianhe grinned.

Meanwhile, Luo Puti kept quiet since the start. She believed Chen Xiaobei, but was also somewhat certain that Bai Libin land Lin Yufei would make short work of their opponents. After all, the former had thirteen thousand combat power, and the latter had twelve thousand combat power.

Both of them were famous even at Dragon City, so how was it possible for them to be defeated easily?

“Dark Child, go!” The figure who stood in the middle ordered. His face was obscure in the shadows, but he had to be an old man judging from his voice.

“Alright!”

The person on his right charged at them swiftly. Dark Child looked skinny and resembled a skeleton from the distance, but to Chen Xiaobei even his stride appeared formidable.

*Pow!*

One punch and Bai Libin was knocked back.

“What?!” Luo Puti and Wu Tianhe gaped, their eyes bulging. They never expected that someone could be stronger than Bai Libin.

“Shimei Lin, help!” Bai Libin cried. His arm was injured, and his heart was beating erratically. It was a slap to his own face – the fight barely started and here he was crying for help.

Still, together with Lin Yufei, the two managed to hold their own against Dark Child.

“Evil Witch, go and play with them!” The old man in grey robe said before they could catch a breath.

“As you wish!”

The figure on the left – a woman – shrugged off her robe and charged at the Six Door officers like a phantom, and her very presence boasted a vicious yet seductive aura. Though her combat power was fourteen thousand as well, she was slightly faster and much more skillful than Dark Child.

*Blaaargh*

*Blaaargh*

*Blaaargh*

Things immediately took a turn for the worst for both Bai Libin and Lin Yufei. After just ten exchanges, they dropped to their knees and started vomiting blood.

“Wu Tianhe! Why are you still standing there? Help them!” Chen Xiaobei shouted angrily, stunning the older man with his aura.

*Crack!*

When he recovered, Wu Tianhe charged at their opponents without hesitation, leaving a crater of a footprint when he kicked the ground. His two comrades would die if he did not join the fray.

“Supersonic Slash!” He shouted as a flow of concentrated True Qi flowed into his right hand and transformed into the shape of a sword.

“That bastard is halfway to True Nirvana Stage! Retreat now!”

The old man shouted after he saw the green True Qi. Dark Child and Evil Witch retreated immediately; they did not dare to try their luck.

“Wind!”

The sword-like green True Qi streaked towards where Dark Child and Evil Witch stood seconds ago, breaking a deep, long crack across the ground.

Such was the power of an individual who was just halfway to True Nirvana. Wu Tianhe could transform his True Qi into a sword, and it was definitely a superhuman feat – no ordinary man could do such a thing.

“So, this is halfway to True Nirvana?” Chen Xiaobei was amazed; he finally understood Half-Step True Nirvana Stage!

Reaching such levels grants the individual the ability to convert True Qi into Kang Qi. The latter was tangible and could be shaped into armor or weapons freely. Their quality would also above that of normal weapons – which was exactly how Xiangyu blocked almost a hundred needles at once some time ago.

As for the Half-Step True Nirvana stage that stood between Qi refining stage and True Nirvana Stage, True Qi on that level was not as powerful as Kang Qi, but users could still mold it without hurting their own bodies. Therefore, Wu Tianhe’s combat power was 20000 (+3000) – well above Luo Puti, and was the reason why he had the guts to threaten her.

“Arrogant bastard! Get down on your knees and kneel!” Wu Tianhe yelled after getting both Bai Libin and Lin Yufei out of danger.

“No. You will kneel down in front of me within ten seconds!” The old man shot back as he stepped forward. Holding up an old ceramic pot, he opened the cover over it slowly.

Translator’s note:

1. Shimei: Junior female student or daughter (younger than oneself) of one’s teacher

Chapter 416: A Super Elite

*Whoosh*

A chilling draft bombarded their immediate vicinity. There were dark secrets within that ceramic pot.

*Phew*

Wu Tianhe took a deep breath. His twenty thousand health allowed him to endure extreme temperatures, but he could feel his body freezing up after the pot was opened.

“Ten seconds!” The old man in grey robes suddenly said.

At his words, a dark blue cloud flew out from within the pot. It expanded to become a dark blue spirit that was three feet tall and had three scary looking faces. All of them screamed simultaneously while Yin aura kept plunging the temperatures around them.

“Evil spirit?!” Wu Tianhe exclaimed. He was a special inspector of Six Doors Organization after all, this would probably not be his first evil spirit encounter. He even had countermeasures ready.

“Yin Yang Eyes! Activate!”

Wu Tianhe shouted; he had taken out a yellow paper talisman and stuck it on his right eye. His teammates had done the same – it appeared that it was an item every Six Doors Organization officer carried with them. Still, it was not surprising since they are a powerful organization with no shortage of Jianghu Elites.

However, everyone exclaimed in fear after they finally saw what evil spirit it was.

“Oh my god! Three Faces Evil Spirit!”

Even the Ice Demon Queen Luo Puti was paralyzed. Things wer even worse for Bai Libin and Lin Yufei, who were quite confident they could handle their opponents easily. Now, they were so scared that they hid behind Luo Puti and shook uncontrollably.

“Three… Three Faces Evil Spirit… a mutated evil spirit that controls weather… I never thought that the legend is real!” Wu Tianhe said timidly. He drew out his crimson mahogany sword, but his limbs were shaking violently.

“I thought you were at Half Step True Nirvana Stage? Is that all you’ve got?” The old man laughed and mocked, before roaring with tremendous fury: “Kneel!”

“Wu Tianhe! Run!” Chen Xiaobei shouted.

Ding!

[Cultivation: Seven-Stars Evil Spirit. Health: Seven-Stars Spirit Form. Combat power: 25000!]

Unlike the others, Chen Xiaobei’s Netherspirit Battlescouter allowed him to see the evil spirit with his naked eyes and calculate its combat power. There was no doubt that Wu Tianhe would lose.

“Wha…”

Wu Tianhe was petrified, unable to think. He wanted to run, but he was too embarrassed to do so – especially in front of Chen Xiaobei, an enemy He would be humiliated, and that very thought kept him stuck.

*Rooooaaaaar!*

That Three Faces Evil Spirit did not give Wu Tianhe to think. With one fierce bellow, it turned its dark blue claws into long ice talons and swiped at Wu Tianhe at an incredible speed.

*Pow!*

Wu Tianhe blocked its attack with the crimson mahogany sword at full-strength. However, it was impossible for a man of twenty thousand health to block a hit of twenty-five thousand combat power – the difference was simply too great, and Wu Tianhe was forced down on his knees.

“Hehe… Special officers from Six Doors Organization? Half-Step True Nirvana Stage? All useless trash! Bahahaha…” The old man in grey robes laughed arrogantly.

“Wu Tianhe! Hang on!” Luo Puti yelled as he charged at the old man. “That old bastard is a Shaman. He can’t be that strong – I’ll kill him now!”

“Puti, be careful! His combat power is the same as yours, don’t let your guard down!” Chen Xiaobei called out from behind her.

*Whoosh*

Just as Chen Xiaobei expected, the old man slipped out a dagger from his robes and slashed it at Luo Puti’s heart as she closed in. She had moved two paces to the side after Chen Xiaobei had warned her; she would have been killed if she did not shift.

“This old bastard is pretty good at hiding his powers!” Luo Puti exclaimed as cold sweat flooded her brow. “I was so close to getting killed by him!”

“It’s pointless! So what if you dodged my attack?” The old man laughed. “There’s nothing you can do! Martial artists, shamans, they’re all the same – weak! True elites would master skills from both disciplines. And I’m one of them – no one in the same level as I am could ever defeat me!”

A domineering aura flowed from the old man as if he had everything under control. He did not even care about Luo Puti, who was speechless as it slowly dawned upon her that there was no way they could win.

Through it all, Dark Child and Evil Witch were prepared to jump in and assist the old man if necessary. Furthermore, Wu Tianhe might be killed anytime soon – when that happens, the Three Faces Evil Spirit would be free to massacre the rest of them!

And that was the moment when Chen Xiaobei started to walk towards the old man.

“Hey, old man!” he called out with an even voice. “Stop acting all high and mighty over there. You’ll end up slapping yourself!”

“Huh?” The old man was slightly surprised. “Even the officers from Six Doors Organization are breaking apart, why aren’t you afraid of me?!”

Wu Tianhe, Bai Libin, and Lin Yufei stared at Chen Xiaobei like he was an idiot. He was a pile of rubbish who intends to take on an elite even they could not beat – it was as if an ant was challenging an elephant.

“Idiot! Run! It’s impossible for you to defeat him!” Luo Puti yelled anxiously. Chen Xiaobei was just the decoy – by now, Jing Fei would have already escorted Lin Xiang and Lin Nan to the airport, meaning that the entire mission was already a success.

There was nothing to gain from risking his life, and yet Chen Xiaobei ignore the rest of his allies and strode straight ahead.

“Asshole! You have no right to taunt my Sifu!” Dark Child screamed and suddenly charged at Chen Xiaobei.

“That kid is mine!” The Evil Witch licked her lips and darted towards him too.

“Xiaobei! Run!” Luo Puti yelled. That was all she could do as she traded blows with the old man – there was no way she could move in time to save Chen Xiaobei .

“Shit…”

Bai Libin and Lin Yufei tensed when they saw Dark Child and Evil Witch swooping towards Chen Xiaobei, but did not even lift a finger to help.

“F*ck… Mission failed…” Wu Tianhe cried in frustration and ejected mouthful of blood.

Everyone was upset.

Everyone was shocked.

However, Chen Xiaobei was still calm as ever. “How dare you call yourself an invincible elite when you are weak as fuck?!” He roared and raised his left thumb. “Sword! Come!”

Chapter 417: We Surrender! We Surrender! We Surrender!

“Wind!”

A sword streaked through the air, creating a gale and coloring the entire lane a bloody crimson. As Blood Fiend and Black Dragon wafted through the air, all seven of them could feel the Devil showing up, turning the earth and the sky a sanguine red in seconds!

“Wha… What the hell is this…?”

Their hearts thumped erratically as they trembled without control.

*Shiiing*

The Blood Sword was unleashed! Chen Xiaobei went into his ultra-focus mode and channeled Dragon Force into the Chaos Sword Essence, and quickly became one with it.

His expression – devoid of emotion – was suddenly reminiscent of the deity of flying swords; he stared at everyone else as if they were puny humans standing in front of the king of this world.

“Wind!”

The sword streaked towards its enemies on Chen Xiaobei’s command.

“I have a sword capable of annihilating all humanity!”

Indeed, the sword appeared unstoppable as it sliced through the Dark Child and Evil Witch mercilessly! Time stood still as both of them stopped moving and stood fixed on the ground like statues.

*Thud*

After a few heartbeats, both of their heads dropped to the ground with their eyes still wide open.

“God… What the hell just happened?”

The others were left staring. They though he was a dead man walking, but Chen Xiaobei turned the tables and decapitated two of their opponents instead.

Inside, they could feel their hearts surging – especially Bai Libin and Lin Yufei! Both felt like idiots for mocking him earlier.

“A magical item?! Where did you get your hands on that sword?!” The old man in grey screamed; his confident, kingly aura was quickly replaced by fear from the unwelcome surprise.

There was no way he would let his guard down against him now, and he quickly directed the Three Faced Evil Spirit to attack Chen Xiaobei. He knew that he could not simply let such a clear and present threat roam freely around him.

“Mr. Chen, be careful! That mutated evil spirit is very powerful – its cold aura can freeze Qi veins and stop our Qi flow! Don’t let it get too close!” Wu Tianhe quickly cautioned Chen Xiaobei.

It was clear that the arrogant special inspector had quickly decided that Chen Xiaobei was no longer a rival but their very last hope of survival – and all it took was a single stroke of the latter’s sword. Thoroughly impressed, the older man had even started addressing him respectfully as Mr. Chen

Luo Puti thought the same. She knew for certain that it was impossible for her and the rest of the Six Doors Organization officers to defeat the old man. Right now, all they could do was pin their hopes on Chen Xiaobei alone.

*Roooar!!*

The Three Faces Evil Spirit thundered towards Chen Xiaobei, and everyone turned to him once more, their hearts racing. Could he really defeat that supernatural monster when an elite like Wu Tianhe was completely bested?

“Pure Yang Talisman Sword!” Chen Xiaobei shouted. It was a different blade, but he already had it primed and ready quite some time ago.

Running his fingers over it, he ordered: “Slash!”

*Shing*

That wooden sword that looked almost like a toy transformed into a metal blade shrouded with Seven Colors Flame, as if a phoenix reborn from its ashes. All the Yin Qi was extinguished by the Flame.

*Wuuuu!!*

The Three Faces Evil Spirit screamed in agony. Like a mouse that met a cat, it tried to escape from Chen Xiaobei. However, there was no evil spirit in the world could hide from the Pure Yang Talisman Sword!

“Wind!”

The sword charged towards the evil spirit at lightning speed and stabbed it at its heart.

“Ouch… Ouch…” The powerful Seven-Stars Evil Spirit started to melt like ice, screaming painfully as it did before vanishing entirely.

The light from the sword soon disappeared after the evil spirit; its holy and divine Qi had already purified the air. There were no traces of Yin Qi in the air anymore.

“Oh my God!” The grey-robed old man fell. Horrified by the sword that Chen Xiaobei had used, both his legs shook uncontrollably and he started to scream hysterically. “Jade… Jade Void Holy Taiji Sword!”

Then, as if Chen Xiaobei had somehow turned to a deity, the elderly man who was supposed to have twenty-thousand combat power dropped to his knees and started to hit his head on the ground. “Mercy! My Lord! Mercy! My Lord! I shouldn’t have fought you! I should be punished! I should be punished!”

The Six Doors Organization Officers watched in amazement; they could not defeat the old man even if they worked together. And yet here he was, kneeling down in front of Chen Xiaobei and begging for forgiveness like a dog.

It felt like a dream.

Finally, Chen Xiaobei spoke.

“Are you fine with me killing your followers?”

“Yes! Yes! Yes!” The old man nodded rapidly.

“Are you fine with me killing your evil spirit?” Chen Xiaobei asked coldly.

“Yes… I’m definitely fine with that…” The old man replied.

“I’m going to confiscate your magical item. Are you fine with that?” Chen Xiaobei said, holding out his palm.

“I’m fine with that…This is my Soul Jar… Please take it…” The old man gulped and quickly handed the pot over.

“I want you to destroy your own cultivation! Are you fine with that?” Chen Xiaobei asked calmly.

“Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you, my Lord, for not killing me! Thank you so much…” Knowing that he had no way out, the old man channeled his True Qi and destroyed his Dantian.

“Well, at least you’re not stupid. Get lost!” Chen Xiaobei waved him off as if sweeping away an ant.

“Yes… Yes… Yes…” The old man was afraid of escaping too quickly. Still on his knees, he crawled backwards while coughing blood, before finally getting up and flee when he reached a dark corner.

“Xiaobei! Don’t let him go!” Luo Puti exclaimed. “He almost killed us!”

“Doesn’t matter,” Chen Xiaobei shrugged. “I’m his God now. From today onwards, he will become my devoted disciple!”

Those words were simple, but it made everyone respect him even more.

Chapter 418: A Hidden Dragon

Everyone was impressed by Chen Xiaobei after the battle.

Even the arrogant and experienced Jianghu elite Wu Tianhe was bowing and apologizing to him. The veteran was utterly grateful and showed utmost reverence. “Mr. Chen, thank you so much for saving my life!” He exclaimed. “You’re free to hit me for offending you earlier! I’m truly sorry!”

Wu Tianhe could only watch as the old man in grey robes and his followers made short work of his own team. Chen Xiaobei, however, easily tore them apart and made the old man kneel, begging for mercy. There was no way the veteran would act like a rival anymore; in fact, he had every intent to befriend Chen Xiaobei right now.

“Mr. Chen, we’re so sorry! We have embarrassed you earlier… I hope you can forgive us…” Both Bai Libin and Lin Yufei also quickly bowed and apologized to Chen Xiaobei after seeing their senior doing so.

“Alright… Don’t worry about it… I’m too lazy to make you guys pay for what you guys did…” Chen Xiaobei waved them off nonchalantly.

“Thank you, Mr. Chen… Thank you…” Bai Libin and Lin Yufei look relieved.

Luo Puti was awestruck at the sight of those prideful Six Door Organization Officers who now acted so polite and humble towards Chen Xiaobei. She now realized that the youth was neither simple nor predictable, and that he still had many other surprises to offer. He was the man destined to change the world – whether it was the high heavens or the deepest abyss, there was no limits to what he could do to move them.

“Idiot. Keep growing, I look forward to the day you become stronger!” Luo Puti smiled. Though she had seen many heroes and important individuals, none of them could do what Chen Xiaobei did.

He was powerful!

He was pompous!

There was none like him!

Furthermore, there was that king-of-the-world aura he possessed, enough for him to dominate against anything in this world. In this very moment, he was her ideal.

“Honey, don’t just stare. You could just scream if you think I’m handsome and cool!” Chen Xiaobei walked towards her cheekily and held her hand.

“Tut! Your face is thicker than the Great Walls of China. I’ll never tell you that you’re handsome, even though I think you are!” Luo Puti pouted, but let him hold her hand without struggling.

Wu Tianhe and the rest of the officers did not argue against their public display of affection; they initially believed that Luo Puti was blind for choosing Chen Xiaobei, but now things had changed. They now know that he was a hidden dragon fated to rule the heavens, and there would be none who could stand against him!

Wu Tianhe gulped. He quietly decided that he would make Wu Jiechao apologize to Chen Xiaobei when he returned to Dragon City. The Jianghu veteran was aware of the importance of building a firm relationship with men like Chen Xiaobei early on; he would have a hard time getting into his good graces after he climbed to the top. He would tell the entire Qing Wu faction to worship Chen Xiaobei like a god if it was necessary.

“I think we best stay here for the night since everyone is injured,” Chen Xiaobei said. “We could leave first thing tomorrow morning …”

“Yes… Bai Libin, contact the Green Vine City police for a cleanup. Don’t drag Mr. Chen into this matter at all cost, just tell them it’s Six Doors Organization business!”

“Yes, sir!” Bai Libin quickly left.

They went to a hotel for some rest as planned. Among the officers, Wu Tianhe has sustained the worst injuries, although both Bai Libin and Lin Yufei weren’t just scratched either. The three of them went to their separate rooms for recovery right after they checked in while Chen Xiaobei dragged Luo Puti into a room with king size bed.

“Tell me! Why are you delaying the plan?” She quickly asked as soon as they were alone. “Do you want another attack from Poseidon?! I’m sure he will assign more powerful enemies to ambush us this time!”

However, Chen Xiaobei ignore her and kept tickling her palm – a gesture that she should keep quiet. He was using his Netherspirit Battlescouter to check outside the room.

“Your plan went pretty smoothly just now,” he then answered quietly. “It’s time for me to draw out the enemy and destroy them all at once!”

“Draw them out? What do you mean?” Luo Puti asked with a puzzled look.

“I want Poseidon to hit us again, although this time I’ll let them capture me. Then I would get to him meet him and kill him!” Chen Xiaobei said solemnly.

“What?!” Luo Puti was stunned. She never expected that he would use himself as a bait to lure Poseidon.

“I won’t agree to it.” She continued, shaking her head “Your plan sounds perfect, but there’s too many things we have no control over. It’s not as easy as you think, and you would be killed if the slightest thing goes awry!”

“Honey, I know you’re worried but don’t be hypocritical.” Chen Xiaobei said gravely. “If you’re willing to sacrifice yourself for country then why shouldn’t I? Poseidon is a serious threat to our nation, and we need to risk our lives if we were to rid this toxic tumor for good! There’s no telling when we could get another golden opportunity like this one…”

“But…” Luo Puti could not put her thoughts to words. She would not hesitate to let herself captured by Poseidon, but she could not stand the thought of allowing Chen Xiaobei to be taken away. It felt as if someone took away something she treasured right in front of her.

“Don’t worry! Your man is not a child anymore. I’ve got this…” Chen Xiaobei whispered into her ear with a smile.

“I’ll agree just this once,” Luo Puti pouted. “But you must return safely!”

“Alright. And would I get a reward from you if I manage to return unharmed?” Chen Xiaobei’s smile suddenly turned evil.

“What kind of reward do you want?” Luo Puti simply asked.

“I want you!” He grinned and pushed her down the bed.

“What are you trying to do?” Luo Puti was caught off guard; she never expected him to make a move – least of all now!

“I can’t wait any longer! Let’s do it!” Chen Xiaobei closed in on her lips.

Chapter 419: Who is Taking The initiative?

“Uhm…” Luo Puti was caught surprised; she never expected Chen Xiaobei to be so bold. He did not kiss her, however, but was merely covering her mouth with his hand.

“There’s an eavesdropper outside!” He whispered, and slowly removed his hand.

Luo Puti was shocked, but quickly stretched her ears, and soon caught the noise outside the room as well. An elite like her would have known if something was moving outside the room – the interloper was cautious enough to avoid any unwanted attention. Chen Xiaobei would have missed it too if not for his Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes.

“What do we do?” Luo Puti frowned.

“It’s the snitch who sold us out to that old man. We should make some noise – I know, let’s pretend that we’re having sex! They won’t suspect a thing, and my plan will go smoothly.”

“And how do we do that?” Luo Puti blushed a nervous crimson in a flash.

“Are you stupid? Just moan!” Chen Xiaobei retorted, his mouth twitching. “And please don’t tell me you don’t know how to do it. You were moaning so lustfully the night you got drunk!”

“You do it! I’m not going to moan!” Luo Puti said, embarrassed.

“I moan? Do you really think that person outside of our room is an idiot?” Chen Xiaobei giggled. It was universally acknowledged that women were the ones moaning during sex.

“I’m not going to moan!” Luo Puti shot back. There was no way the Ice Demon Queen would do something so shameful!

“Stop messing around! Your moans were so passionate and amorous. Come to think of it, there was also unique tone to it…” Chen Xiaobei said, as if reminiscing.

“You asshole! Stop talking about that… I… I’ll kill you!”

“Well, you could refuse. Just don’t blame me if the plan fails!” Chen Xiaobei shrugged.

“What…” Luo Puti was worried.

The person outside the room would definitely grow suspicious if they stop hearing anything from the room – which meant that Poseidon would become cautious when they report to him. There was no way he would risk his own head especially after the work he did to grab absolute power over the Six Doors Organization, and Chen Xiaobei’s plan would be left in pieces.

“Chen Xiaobei…Kiss me!” Luo Puti seethed bashfully.

“What did you say? I kinda missed that.” Chen Xiaobei said with an evil grin.

“Asshole!” She quickly rose, pinned him down and straddled him.

“Uhm…”

“Uhm…”

“Uhm…”

Luo Puti had jammed her lips on Chen Xiaobei’s own before he knew what was happening; she used her fair and long hands to press down on him too. He was not ready for it!

‘Hey, isn’t this wrong? I should be taking the initiative!’ He thought. Nevertheless, Luo Puti was a greenhorn when it comes it intimacy; she did not hold a candle to the young vixen, Song Qincheng!

He decided to teach her passion. Calming himself, he slipped his tongue between her lips. It went awry, however – Luo Puti was so surprised to feel it trash around and violating her own tongue that she bit on it unconsciously. She had never experienced anything like it.

“Ouch… Damn it! What the hell is wrong with you?” Chen Xiaobei cried out in pain. But it hurts for a brief moment – he quickly recovered after a while and attacked with his tongue once more.

“Ouch… Ouch…”

This time, Luo Puti did not bite his tongue but started pinching his waist instead. Despite the shift of who took the lead, Chen Xiaobei grew apprehensive. Since kissing was already such a big deal for her, sex would most certainly prove to be messy, confusing as well as agonizing. He grew slightly irritated as he finally realized that conquering the Ice Demon Queen was not going to be easy.

Thankfully, the person outside grinned and left silently after they heard Chen Xiaobei cried out. They most likely did not suspect a thing.

With them gone, Chen Xiaobei stopped too. “They’re gone,” he quickly said. “You can get down now…”

Luo Puti stared blankly for a while, before quickly rushing to the bathroom.

Chen Xiaobei smiled as he gazed at her lovely and elegant back. “Sooner or later, I’ll definitely capture your heart!” He declared. “And we will make some amazing love when the time comes!”

Ding!

Chen Xiaobei’s phone was ringing – the perverted deities were sending messages to their private group.

Wei Xiaobao: Boss! It’s time for good stuff!

Hong Haier: Boss! It’s time for good stuff!

Everyone: We want the good stuff! Give us the good stuff!

“Urgh…I almost forgot about this group of degenerates. I have to give them the good stuff, but I have no idea how to draw erotica…” Chen Xiaobei said nervously.

Perverted Spirit: Boss! We will demote you if you don’t to give us the good stuff! (Menacing)

Zhu Bajie: Return our Red Envelope if you can’t give us the good stuff! (Menacing x3)

‘Shit…I just gave the Qinlian Bellyband to Puti – I can’t return it…’ Chen Xiaobei thought, his mouth twitching. He quickly brainstormed for some ideas.

“Oh, right!” He suddenly exclaimed. Tapping on his phone, he quickly accessed a pornographic website – men’s favorite place on the Internet. A wide assortment of pictures was available, and he simply picked the kinkiest of them all.

Chen Xiaobei: What’s the rush? I always fulfil my promises! I just needed a little time to look for the best. I can guarantee that none of you have seen anything like this! (Cool)

Bull Demon King: Well, damn! New shit! God Chen is the best! Send them now!

Wei Xiaobao: I’ve ruled the world of deviants for so many years, there is nothing I haven’t seen before! God Chen, you better don’t disappoint!

Zhu Bajie: Quick! Quick! Quick! I’ll give you some huge reward if your stuff makes me hard!

Chen Xiaobei: Gentlemen! I shall show you a whole new world!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Chen Xiaobei quickly sent all three pictures to the group.

…

There was a moment of silence as everyone in the group was left awestruck. Half a minute later, the whole group exploded!

Bull Demon King: What the fuck! That looks like a real person! How did you draw that?! Our moving pictures has nothing on this!

Wei Xiaobao: Oh my God! Is that blonde woman an elf? Just look at her body! Everyone, I’m off. I need to beat the meat. (Salivating)

Hong Haier: I like this other woman! Her body and charisma could be compared to Sister Tanji!

Zhu Bajie: Awesome! Awesome! You will definitely get some rewarded handsomely!

Chapter 420: The Cunning Zhu Bajie

“Haha… A handsome reward?” Chen Xiaobei was delighted. “It’s just three images! What if if I sent them a short clip of actual pornography? They’d definitely give everything they have, begging for more!”

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Zhu Bajie. You have received a bottle of Divine River Spiritual Water. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]

It was the attack of the Red Envelopes! Chen Xiaobei completely ignored the group of perverts and opened his treasure chest immediately.

Ding!

[Divine River Spiritual Water: The Divine River is the source of millions of lives, and the source of a wide variety of Spiritual Water. This is Growth Spiritual Water. Do you want to take it?]

‘Growth Spiritual Water? What does it do?’ Chen Xiaobei paused for a while before remembering something with a start. ‘Zhu Bajie rules the Divine River! I’m sure he can get his hands on a bottle anytime he wants – this is definitely not a handsome reward! Is he trying to pull one over me?’

He quickly returned to the group.

Chen Xiaobei: Zhu Bajie, what does this Growth Spiritual Water do? Pardon me but I don’t think this is what you can call a handsome reward!

Zhu Bajie: Hehe… Spiritual Water is not really a handsome reward, but I believe you need it very much right now!

Chen Xiaobei: I need it? Why would I need it?

Zhu Bajie: Am I correct in believing you managed to snatch three South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruits during the last Red Envelope snatching session? And I’m sure you want to plant it, right?

Chen Xiaobei: I’ll be damned! How did you know?

Zhu Bajie: I know that my Chang’e Goddess is preparing to travel to the human realm; I therefore did everything to help her prepare including keeping my eye on you since the announcement. Clever, right?

Chen Xiaobei: Right… Let’s get back to business. What does Growth Spiritual Water have to do with the South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruit?

Zhu Bajie: Spiritual Qi is preciously rare on earth, and if you plant the South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruit normally it will end up with zero Spiritual Qi. That’s why you need to use Growth Spiritual Water to nourish it if you want your fruit to grow Spiritual Qi!

Chen Xiaobei: Shit, you’re right. I need it so much right now!

Despite his string of victories, Chen Xiaobei did not grow conceited. He knew his own depth better than anyone else.

“Well, truth is I am still quite weak. Six thousand and three hundred combat power is just too bloody low. I’ll need to use my True Qi to come up with a Blood Chaos Sword Skill, and I only have one Pure Yang Talisman Sword left… I must raise my cultivation as fast as I can!”

In the end, Chaos Sword Essence and the Pure Yang Talisman Sword were just items. Cultivation was what makes warriors strong, but they would need tons of Spiritual Qi. However,

However, Chen Xiaobei’s lack of Spiritual Qi sources could now be solved – and it was through the Growth Spiritual Water!

Naturally, he was jubilant. “This is fantastic! With the price of just three pictures I got an item I needed badly… It’s such a good trade! Bahahaha…”

Zhu Bajie: Oh, and friendly reminder: that bottle of Spiritual Water only lasts for seven days! You need to give me more *ahem* merchandise if you want more Spiritual Water! P.S: I love blonde women with big rumps! (Salivating)

Chen Xiaobei: Hey, this isn’t right! How about fewer tricks and more brotherly love?

Zhu Bajie: Brotherly love only goes that far. Tricks on the other hand enslaves the heart!

Chen Xiaobei: I never expect you to b