Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

"Damn…" Wu Junfan was amazed.

In the first place, the hoodlums from Black Tiger Gang wanted protection fees from Chen Xiaobei. However, his friend completely turned the tables on them; now he's collecting money from them instead!

That was, by a long shot, the "cockiest" thing Wu Junfan had ever seen. 

"Give me my money now if you've made up your mind!" Chen Xiaobei removed his leg from Ma Sanbao's face.

"Withdrawing money is too damn troublesome! May I wire the money to you instead? Just tell me your account number and I will transfer it to you right now!" the gang leader said softly.

However, he looked like he was planning something right under the nose of his tormentor. He wanted to check out Chen Xiaobei's name in the process and retaliate soon enough!

Chen Xiaobei noticed that Ma Sanbao's expression. He took no mind, however, and merely gave him his account number.

"You… You… You…" Ma Sanbao was extremely shocked after he saw the name. It was as if Chen Xiaobei had turned into a powerful demon. His eyes were filled with fear, and it took him some time to gather the courage to ask: "You are Chen Xiaobei?!".

It finally dawned upon him why Chen Xiaobei looked so familiar. Though the man was never involved in any gang-related activity, he was extremely famous in Green Vine City's underbelly!

He defeated Xiao Tianma!

He destroyed the Beast Fight Colosseum!

He killed Xiang Lengfeng!

He bitch-slapped Qiu Hairui!

And he was the one who helped Fire Boss secure his place as top dog of Green Vine City!

Chen Xiaobei became a legend after those feats. Those who never heard of his name was unworthy of Jianghu, and that was no exaggeration.

The mass of hoodlums behind Ma Sanbao froze after they learned the identity of the person who gave their boss a beatdown! As if facing a deity, all of them swallowed incessantly! Their legs turned into jelly; they almost knelt before Chen Xiaobei.

*Slap!*

Chen Xiaobei landed his palm on Ma Sanbao again and scolded him. "Who the hell you think you are?! Are you even worthy enough to utter the name of Chen Xiaobei??!"

Qiu Hairui and Dongfang Hong were in bad shape right now because of Chen Xiaobei. It was obvious that Ma Sanbao was completely unworthy of uttering his full name!

"I… I…" This chapter is updatᴇd by Noᴠelꜰire

Ma Sanbao stared blankly for moments, before saying fearfully: "You… You are Bro Bei?"

"Hmph! Cut the bullshit! Pay me right now or I will destroy your Black Tiger Gang right f*cking now!" Chen Xiaobei said furiously.

"Yes… Yes… Yes…" The One-Eyed Dragon was so spooked he almost wetted himself. "I should have transferred immediately if I only knew that you're Bro Bei! You see, this is all just a big misunderstanding!"

"Hmph! You've finally come to your senses judging from your words. So, are you paying up?" Chen Xiaobei grinned.

"More than willing… More than willing… As long as Bro Bei is not angry at us anymore, I will pay up right away…" Ma Sanbao nodded rapidly.

"Okay… Since you insist, I now want two million!" Chen Xiaobei shrugged and said casually.

*Blaaargh…*

Ma Sanbao vomited after hearing Chen Xiaobei's demand.

"What? Two million? It's not like I'm insisting!"

"Huh?" Chen Xiaobei glared at Ma Sanbao, and raised his hand.

"No! No! No! I'll pay… I'll pay…" Ma Sanbao almost freaked out. He entered the figure that Chen Xiaobei had demanded into his cell phone immediately.

Ding!

Chen Xiaobei received the notification that two million had been transferred to his account.

"Alright. It seems like you are a pretty reasonable guy! Now, get the hell out of my sight!" Chen Xiaobei waved his hands, gesturing that the One-Eyed Dragon had his permission to leave.

"Okay… Farewell Bro Bei! Farewell Bro Bei!" Ma Sanbao nodded. He and his followers fled the place as fast as they could.

"Oh, right! Please remember to pay the same amount next month! It's not necessary for you to come to me personally. You just have to bank it into my account because I don't want to see you f*ck face anymore!" Chen Xiaobei shouted loudly behind him.

*Blaaargh…*

Ma Sanbao lost his balance and fell. He had finally realized that the two million he paid was merely the protection fees for a single month! And that had been almost all his savings! And yet fear was all he could feel; as for complaints? He'd rather swallow them than say it! 

"Boss…The most important thing is that we're still alive… We can…" The blonde guy quickly ran over to Ma Sanbao and helped him up.

*Slap! *

Ma Sanbao landed a slap on the blonde guy before he could finish his sentence.

"Motherf*cker! You stupid f*cker, you made him angry! And now I have to take the fall for it!" The gang leader shouted angrily. "Everyone! Come kick and trample this guy!"

The others charged at the blonde guy and started to beat him up. Getting up, Ma Sanbao made a call immediately.

"Boss… Chen Xiaobei is here in our territory… Our gang might get destroyed if we don't kill this guy right now!"

...…

Locking up his new shop, Chen Xiaobei took the shell-shocked Wu Junfan to dinner. He then took him home so that his rich friend could recover from the shock. After that, he headed for the North Mountain Mansion to tell Murong Xiaoyao about the incident at Emperor Yan's tomb.

Naturally, Chen Xiaobei had to adjust his story to make it believable. He did not tell her about the involvement of Poseidon and Luo Puti since he was unwilling to drag Murong Xiaoyao into the trouble too.

"Chen Xiaobei, you asshole! How dare you raid the tomb without me?!" Murong Xiaoyao was both angry and annoyed after hearing his version of the story. "Tell me! Why did you leave me alone?!"

"I just told you that it's really dangerous!" 

"Huh, so you're actually being sweet! I'm just glad my safety is your primary concern!" Murong Xiaoyao pursed her lips, and she was not that angry anymore.

"Don't be so narcissistic, please. I would have feared for my own safety if I've brought you along! You're super careless, and a troublemaker. I'm not brave enough to have you come along!" Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes.

"What did you say?! Are you looking for a beating?!" Murong Xiaoyao raged. She raised her fist, prepared to hit him.

"I think you're the one looking for some beating! Have you forgotten my spanking of your ass last time?" Chen Xiaobei threw his hands in the air and mocked.

"You… Asshole!" Murong Xiaoyao quickly unclenched her fists, covered up her ass and got away from him. She did not dare to fool around with Chen Xiaobei. Not even her own father has spanked her ass before; he was the first one on earth to do so! Since she could never defeat him, there was no choice for her other than to run.

"It's for your own good! You are going to be taken advantage of if you don't cure your princess disease now!" Chen Xiaobei told her honestly. 

"Tut! Don't try to make up some lame excuse! I will definitely beat you up when I'm more powerful than you!" Murong Xiaoyao's face was puffed like a mad little lioness.

"I'm not making up any lame excuses!" Chen Xiaobei continued seriously. "As a traditional Chinese doctor, I can tell you that getting angry all the time is not good for your health! Especially for a woman like you!"

"Lies! Just keep lying to me!" Murong Xiaoyao retorted, not buying his words at all.

"Look down if you don't believe in me!" Chen Xiaobei said.

"What's there?" Murong Xiaoyao looked down puzzledly. "I don't see anything at all!"

"My point exactly!" Chen Xiaobei grinned. "Girls with bad tempers are normally flat chested! What do you expect to have? F cups?"

"Asshole Xiaobei!!!!!! I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!"