My Pick Up Artist System

A computer room full of young students would seem to most as the least likely place to suffer an ambush, but those people have never seen a hentai or JAV video...

Standing over Lawrence and his teammates' abused bodies, Ben was at the top of his game after delivering a lethal lampooning…

Yet, he'd underestimated the power of the spiteful and the deranged…

It was at this moment that the two women who took soul damage last night exchanged eye contact, as well as a few others who'd been triggered by the heat of the dragon's breath…

Having collected together beforehand, the adventurers invading Ben's cave realized they could never defeat the poison dragon unless they all fought together. As such, they agreed in advance to a battle plan if he was to fly out over their city once again.

This moment, with Ben encircled by them, was the perfect occasion to launch their mutual d.i.c.kfence pact…

It was a sinister trap! As if sharing a telepathic connection, they all attacked Ben at once!

"Hey, sit down and shut up!"

"Stop being so immature!"

"You're out of line!"

It was a siege! They pierced Ben's skin with sword, spear, and banshee scream!

Suffering a sudden attack, he gasped in disbelief! He never expected this! "Why are you all ganging up on me?" Ben winced, showing an expression of great suffering!

Yet, this only boosted their morale! "It's working! Keep attacking him!"

"Stupid shorty!"

"Nerd!"

"Magatard!"

Slashes and fireballs collided against Ben's flesh, enveloping his entire body!

Fire, arrows, and javelins rained down over his desperate wails! With every barrage, his cries became weaker! Fainter! More feeble! Until…eventually...he cried no more…

After countless attacks...only smoke filled the computer cavern...

The scene...was one one of devastation...

Every corner of the space showed a deep crater...the unavoidable damage from wild swinging axes and putdowns...

As for Ben the poison dragon? He was nowhere to be seen, and there was no sound coming from within the smoke--a strong sign of his destruction...

Panting, the adventurers cheered. 'We won! It's dead! It has to be! Nothing could survive that onslaught!'

They had set down their flag of victory...as they waited to lay eyes Ben's battered body…

RIP Ben…

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And soon, the smoke blew away, the bard paused his song, and Ben's sad fate came to light…to the joy of their shining eyes!

Crippled…

'Ahhh….uhhhh…' Ben was m.o.a.ning, lying on the ground, dragging his body with seemingly broken legs towards them…

It was the most pitiful sight…

A dragon defeated…by a bunch of humans...who spent most of their time taking selfies...

A mighty poison dragon with an even mightier p.e.n.i.s reduced to this state...It was the desolation of c*ck...

'We did it!' The invading humans roared in celebration as they hugged each other, crying tears of joy at the ultimate success after a bitter struggle.

A knight in shining silver armor stood out from the crowd. Seeking prestige, he made a declaration. 'I'm going to put an end to it…'

Walking up to Ben's lowered head with a proud grin, the knight lifted his dazzling sword…preparing to impale the creature's head…and end this battle once and for all!

Dragging his crippled legs, Ben glanced up at the brave knight…showing eyes of pain and exhaustion, eyes that had no fight left in them…eyes that sought the sweet merciful release of death…

That's when Ben popped up on all fours, towering over the man. 'Fooled you…'

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'What the hell?!?' The invaders panicked! Where was he injured at all?!? Ben the dragon didn't have a scratch on him!

This dragon possessed troll regeneration!

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They thought they could gang up on him, trying to besiege Ben with numbers!

It's too bad they didn't realize how futile it all was, because from the beginning, he was immune to all their attacks!

If you could talk sense into a troll then so many games wouldn't have been ruined by griefing!

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Despite what was in front of him, the knight didn't believe it! He couldn't afford to believe it! He threw a desperate attack! "Throwing all those insults at everyone. Where do you get off?!?"

Ben parried his attack with a sneer. "I'll tell you where I get off—the stop at your mom's house…"

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"You bastard!" the man's hands were shaking.

"I was there last night, paying for a three-way with your sister and your momma!"

"I-I don't have a sister!"

"Give it 9 months…"

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That reality-roaster of a line pulled the onlooking students back into the modern computer room, as they once again burst into raucous laughter!

"ROASTEDDDDDD! HE IS ASHESSS!"

"LEFT A DEPOSIT ON LAYAWAY!"

"NINE. MONTHS. OF. INTEREST!"

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The man's face turned green from the poison damage! His health bar was declining fast! Despite that, there was a complicated emotion in his heart, because he always wanted a little sister…

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The man was now suffering the hypnosis effect of Ben's poison breath—visualizing a happy family...

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Watching his fall, there was still someone else who was unwilling to retreat! A female attacked in the man's place!

She pointed to Ben. "Hey! Do you know everyone thinks you're an assh*le?!?"

Glancing at her, he sneered in response. "Well, do you know what everyone thinks about you?"

Caught off guard, she didn't respond, so Ben continued. "Nothing. No one ever thinks about you. I know I don't…"

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"LAWDDDDDD HAVE MERCY!"

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"HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT!"

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"SHE. IS. A. GHOST!"

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Hearing the commotion, a few passing exchange students from Africa stuck their heads into the room, drawn by something. There was anticipation in their eyes, as if today would be their chance to reveal their coffin dance...

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They only left when Miyuki shooed them away…but they stayed in the hallway, listening, as if waiting for their opportunity...

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In the insult showdown, feeling everything was falling apart, Lawrence's male teammate threw a wild swing to get Ben to back off. "You know, you shouldn't underestimate us!"

Ben looked at him. "Don't worry. You're impossible to underestimate!"

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The male teammate's face turned red from the burn damage as he pointed at Ben and started stuttering. "Y-Y-YOU!"

Ben raised an eyebrow. "NO, YOU!"

"Y-YOU!"

"Nope…you…" No matter what, Ben would have the last you...

Lawrence's female teammate who bullied Charlotte a few days ago jumped in front of the stuttering male intending to attack Ben. Yet, before she could even speak, Ben insta-killed her. "Don't let her near me. She's got more STDs than that stuttering guy reciting the alphabet…"

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Everyone who heard this couldn't even form words this time! The room broke out into a mix of gorilla roars, bird calls, and hyena howls!

This was pure decimation! The school psychologists would have a full schedule for the upcoming month!

There was death, then there was a fate worse than death…then there was this!

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Ben launched his breath over the battlefield, and the outcome was clear for all to see!

A cursed terrain littered with severed limbs and broken dreams!

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After a while, everyone returned to their seats with varying pieces of their souls remaining…

As for Ben's cave? It became a famous dead zone throughout the lands of strategic marketing…

Noone dared to speak to him, let alone look into his eyes…

Even his name became the one they did not speak...

Swiveling his chair to face Charlotte, Ben showed a malicious smile. "This is the way…"

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Her little face couldn't help but frown. 'Why is it the William Defoe smile now?

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Among the broken and the damned of the elective classroom, only one person remained unaffected by the pure savagery and destruction that occurred on this battlefield—a princess watching from her tower…

Olivia crossed her long legs and narrowed her eyes as she studied Ben. A slight smirk formed at the corner of her mouth, because for the first time in a long while, she'd discovered someone she didn't understand…

Despite Ben's group only being in 6th, her team had been paying attention to its rise. According to their projections, Ben could become a great threat!

So, despite any strange talents Ben might have, Olivia already prepared for him! She would never let him win! His fate was sealed! His destiny was doomed! His ass was grassed! His taint was restrained! His balls...

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As Ben was busy teasing Charlotte, he had no idea that an even worse enemy had already caught him in her pubic crosshairs…