I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 573: Proof of Love

After being pressured to return home by her mother, Xiao Qin helplessly lowered her head towards me and apologized:

“I’m really sorry, I can’t serve Ye Lin classmate in bed today.”

No one asked you! Stop saying strange things in front of my sister!

Xiao Qin bowed at a 90-degree angle and continued to speak with sincerity:

“In order to compensate Ye Lin classmate, the next time I come over to cook, I will wear a naked apron as requested.”

Who made that kind of request! Ai Mi looked at me with a strange gaze, as if her brother had many perverted hobbies.

“Hey, Peng TouSi parked the car downstairs, so you can ask him to drive you home.”

Ai Mi suddenly suggested.

Xiao Qin and I were both puzzled as to why Ai Mi was suddenly showing kindness to Xiao Qin.

Ai Mi crossed her legs on the couch as if she was the owner of the house.

“By the way, tell Peng TouSi that I’m going to stay with my brother a little longer, so he can come pick me up after he drops you off at home.”

So she was subtly trying to point out to Xiao Qin that “You have to go home immediately, but I could stay with your Ye Lin classmate a little longer.

“(^__^) Hehe… thank you sis Ai Mi.” Xiao Qin nonchalantly accepted Ai Mi’s “goodwill”. “You two siblings have a good chat, do some healthy interactions between siblings and improve your sibling relationship.”

Hey, hey, how many times are you going to repeat sibling? It might be funny now, but soon you might also become my sibling.

“Ye Lin classmate, I’m going home to prepare for the field trip, so I’ll see you soon.”

Xiao Qin said goodbye to me and half of her body was already out of the door.

“Wait.” Speaking of the field trip I suddenly remembered, “My Swiss army knife, maybe it can be useful in the field trip, when will you return me…”

“Ah, the wind is so noisy today. I actually can’t hear clearly what Ye Lin classmate is saying… anyway, see you later.”

Then she ran downstairs in an instant.

Where did the wind come from in the middle of a building’s hallway? She clearly didn’t want to return it to me.

After Xiao Qin left, Ai Mi and I fell into an awkward silence and the room suddenly became quiet.

It was only after the sound of Xiao Qin’s footsteps completely disappeared that Ai Mi spoke:

“What’s there to be proud of. A girlfriend or even a wife is just a title that can be discarded at any time.”

I think people who abandon their girlfriend or wife whenever they want are called scum. Don’t compare your brother with scum.

Ai Mi continued on with her enlightening remarks:

“A so-called lovers relationship can be cut off at any time. It’s nowhere as intimate as an unbreakable blood bond.”

“What’s wrong with biological siblings? Our relationship is inherent and till death do us part, obviously 10,000 times more intimate than a childhood friend or something like that.”

Ai Mi stuck her tongue out in the direction where Xiao Qin left, as if she was still arguing with her.

“Okay, okay.” I advised, “Once Peng TouSi comes back, you should also head back early and get some rest.”

“Ye Lin.”

Ai Mi suddenly called my name as if at this moment I was neither her manservant nor brother.

“Do you love Xiao Qin more, or do you love me more?”

It was also the first time she called Xiao Qin by her name without calling her “violent girl”.

She was waiting for my answer with a serious expression.

“Of course, I love you more.” I replied.

Ai Mi had a good appearance, but compared to Xiao Qin, she was the one who had no control over her own life. She also had a mother who viewed her as a chess piece, so what kinds of tragedy would she encounter if I abandoned her.

As for Xiao Qin, although she’s become a bit brain-damaged from reading shoujo manga, but her mother (and even her triad father) love her dearly. I don’t think Xiao Qin will mind if I give more love to my sister, right?

Ai Mi, however, looked very dissatisfied with my decisive answer. She shook the nearly empty cola bottle, tilted her head and took the last sip.

Then as if drunk, she fixed her gaze on me.

“…prove it to me.”

“Eh, how would I prove it? Do you want me to call Xiao Qin back and tell her face to face.”

Even if it’s a bit cruel to Xiao Qin, she should be able to understand me.

“Don’t call her.” Ai Mi said angrily, “Once she comes back, she will just show you her affection again. Just tell me did you let her wear a naked apron.”

“Of course not, how can you be so gullible.”

“What about nightly activities?”

So you finally figured out what that word meant? Last time you thought it meant to stand guard next to someone while they slept.

“That never happened either, do I look like a pervert?”

“If a man isn’t gay, then he’s definitely a pervert.” Ai Mi pointed out without mercy.

I couldn’t think of a comeback in the moment, but it was inevitable she thought that way when she was often surrounded by lolicons, right?

“You’re clearly a perverted brother, but you haven’t laid your hands on Xiao Qin who literally delivered herself to you. I think there may be something wrong with you, do you want me to help pay for treatments.”

I think there’s something wrong with you because I’m completely fine. There were many times where I almost crossed the line with Xiao Qin.

“Don’t say bad things about your brother. Although I haven’t laid my hands on Xiao Qin, I still kissed and touched… it’s because I’m mainly worried about her parents…”

Ai Mi’s originally half-closed eyes abruptly opened wide. Her ice cold blue pupils were filled with inexplicable anger.

“How dare you go behind my back and do that kind of thing with the violent girl… I think you completely forgot about me when you were intimate with her, right?”

Uh, I don’t think it’s normal for someone to think about their sister when making out with their girlfriend, right?

“I’m tired, I’m going to sleep in your bed.”

Ai Mi suddenly proposed.

She laid on the sofa waiting for me to pick her up. I had no choice but to reach out and pick her up in a princess carry and move her to my bedroom.

After placing her on my bed, I sat on the edge of the bed and said to her, “Just lie down for a while, but don’t fall asleep. Peng TouSi will be here to pick you up later.”

“If you love me more, then prove it to me.”

Ai Mi’s twin ponytails were like golden ribbons twirled on top of the pillow as she demanded me again.

“It’s not something I can prove…” I frowned.

I took the half a bottle of cola left over from last night from the window sill and gave her an example:

“If the three of us were stranded in the desert and there is only one bottle of cola, then I will let you drink all of it without giving even a drop to Xiao Qin. That proves that I love you more, right?”

Ai Mi laid on the pillow and thought for a while, then said resolutely: “No. You’re planning on not drinking anything either, then committing a double suicide with the violent girl, how can I allow that.”

I have to say, Ai Mi’s guess was somewhat correct. If I decide to sacrifice my life for my sister and asked Xiao Qin to die with me, then I’m afraid she won’t have any complaints other than asking me to hold her at the last moment.

“But a bottle of cola only has enough water to let only one person make it out of the desert.” I continued to play the hypothetical game with Ai Mi, hoping Peng TouSi would hurry back.

“Have you ever watched the show Man vs Wild with Bear Grylls.” Ai Mi suddenly asked.

Of course I’ve seen it, as the man at the top of the food chain, the man who eats everything. Who hasn’t heard of him?

“In Man vs Wild, it said if there’s a lack of water in the desert, then you can drink urine if there’s no other alternatives.”

“I think I’ve seen that episode too, it’s the Nevada desert, but so what…”

Ai Mi laughed lightly with a wickedness not befitting her age.

“How dumb. The correct choice in that situation, of course, is to give me the cola, and then you drink my urine.”

Stop, although I know some perverted Japanese call loli urine “holy water”, and even sell it in stores, but stop planting these weird images in my head.

“Hey, brother, why do you look disgusted. Can you even say you love me if you can’t even drink your sister’s urine?”

“What does this have to do with love….”

Ai Mi stiffened up her face, as if to correct my misconceptions, and lectured me:

“Brother, what are you saying? You were the one who set the scenario of the three of us being trapped in the desert with only one bottle of cola. Isn’t it a logical decision for you to drink my urine to survive in that scenario?”

“Reasonable my ass. Xiao Qin and I can give you the cola, then we will both die together which will be a touching scene. But once I drink your urine, it immediately becomes a third-rate porn film.”

“Ehhhhhhhhh.” Ai Mi dragged out her voice, “I only wanted my brother drink my urine, I didn’t say we wouldn’t use a container. Or to reduce waste, does brother want to directly use his mouth….”

Her cheeks gradually turned red as if she imagine the mouth to mouth scene.

And damn it, it’s still in front of Xiao Qin. What kind of NTR evil trash taste is this.

“That’s enough, stop.” I stopped her, “Even if I did something that humiliating to live, what about Xiao Qin. There’s still no way to save all three of us.”

“It’s not hard.” Ai Mi said, “Although I won’t share my holy water with her…”

So now you directly used the Japanese slang. Look at your face becoming redder, you’re probably still imagining yourself humiliating Xiao Qin, right?

“Since she likes brother so much, let her go and drink brother’s holy water.”

“That way, one portion of life-saving water becomes three. I’m such a genius. After you guys survive, you have to be thankful to me and remember my kindness for the rest of your lives.”

The kindness of letting others drink you’re urine? If that’s kindness, then I can give it out to anyone who wants it ten or so times a day, the problem is finding someone who actually wants it.

“Ah, I drank too much cola today, I need to go to the washroom…” Ai Mi sat up from the bed, then looked over at me without the least bit of shame, “Brother, do you want to practice beforehand?”

How would it be justifiable if I did it in a normal situation. If I did it in daily life, then I would just be a pervert.

And a sister who encourages their brother to do so would also be a pervert. Why can’t we be like a pair of normal siblings and love each other in a normal fashion.

Ai Mi wiggled her little legs on the edge of the bed, waiting for me to carry her to the bathroom, but I didn’t do what she wanted.

Who knows what kind of perverted demands she would make after we get to the bathroom?

Seeing that I didn’t act, Ai Mi clicked her tongue and walked to the bathroom by herself.

It didn’t take much time for her to return. I was troubled by my sister’s provocative words and took a sip of the cola in my hand to moisten my throat.

Ai Mi, who had expelled water from her body, looked all relaxed. She shook her two arms under the long sleeves of her sweater and she casually asked me.

“Brother, do want to make love.”

I spurted it all out! I sprayed out all the cola in my mouth before any other liquids came out of my body.

What are you talking about, how did you even ask that so easily.

“I… I think I misheard.” I said as I wiped the cola off my mouth.

“If you didn’t hear clearly, then I’ll speak more slowly.” Ai Mi mischievously placed her hands behind her back as she leaned her upper body forward and said word for word:

“Brother, do you want to to make, love, with me right here?”

I was so scared that I jumped up from the bed and hid in the corner of the bedroom.

“What nonsense are you saying, we’re siblings!”

Ai Mi shook her head like she disagreed.

“Just because we’re siblings, so we can’t do the things you do with Xiao Qin?”

“Stop dwelling on the details, I can’t do it with Xiao Qin either, okay?”

“Hmph, you don’t do it with her because you’re afraid of her parents, are you afraid of my parents too?”

I couldn’t help but hesitate for a moment.

Ai Mi’s biological father, John, was the one who NTR’d my dad. At one point, I loathed foreigners because of him, but over time, I gradually realized that the fault lies with Ai ShuQiao and John was just one of the victims.

But in any case, I wasn’t afraid of him, but rather felt a little pity for him.

As for Ai ShuQiao, who was Ai Mi’s birth mother and also my birth mother, she didn’t have any of my respect. Even if she was a terrifyingly formidable fore, I will never admit that I was afraid of her.