I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Huh, what did you say, who are you calling a catcher??”

Xiong YaoYue wiped out a tear of joy from the corner of her eye.

“I’m saying, even though I knew you were gay, I thought you would be the ‘pitcher’ since you look so strong. I never thought you would be a ‘catcher’ and dress like a woman in front of your lover. So that pair of panties is for yourself, I understand. I understand.”

Understand my ass. Stop getting so intimate all of a sudden, are you not even going to treat me as a member of the opposite sex? If you keep calling me a homosexual, I’ll prove to you I’m not!

Xiong YaoYue looked at my face from an angle as if she was guessing how I would use makeup to seem more like a woman.

“Come on, don’t be shy. Gays are cool, I won’t make fun of you. We’re still good bros, I mean girlfriends.”

Whose your girlfriend! You’re the one who’s a tomboy! If anyone among us was gay, it would be you.

Xiong YaoYue looked at me anxiously, “Why don’t you admit it, I don’t have any malicious intentions. Or are you saying that pair of underwear isn’t for yourself?”

“Of course not.” I replied in a hurry, “This is another man....”

Xiong YaoYue squinted.

“So, it’s a gift from another man or are you planning on giving it to another man?”

Screw you, are you going to let me finish my sentence.

But if I think about it, it’s not like I could tell her this is a pair of underwear Shu Zhe wore for three days and I’m going to sell it for a high price online.

Seeing as my words were caught in my throat, Xiong YaoYue assumed she guessed correctly and she gave me a hard pat on my back.

“I never thought the stories Little Smart always told between two men would happen in reality. Who’s you partner, is it someone from our school? Can you tell me?”

Don’t listen to the Fujoshi. You were never that bright, and you’re even more dumb after listening to her heresy.

“Hehe... I won’t force you if you don’t wanna say, since it’s a personal matter, but...”

She moved her ass and sat closer to me. Even though she was covering her mouth, I could tell from her eyes she was smirking.

“Bro Ye Lin, since you’re already using sexy underwear, you must have experience. Hey, how does it feel doing a guy, do you feel heavy when you’re on the bottom? Does it feel good? Does the first time hurt? Don’t be stingy, tell everything to sis Yue Yue~~~~”

What the fuck? Do you think I’m your bestie? Are you trying to learn some first-hand experience?

I won’t allow you to insult a Spartan like me. If you want to know how it feels doing a man, I’ll let you do it with me. Then let’s see you call me a homosexual.

When we were returning to school from Henderson mall, Xiong YaoYue once again raced me, but you don’t get any benefits even when you are first.

In order to regain my dignity as a man, I put in all my efforts and was able to take the lead by two steps.

“Not bad.” Xiong YaoYue slapped my ass, “There aren’t many males who can beat me in 28 Middle. Why aren’t you in track and field?”

If I practice on the track every day, then everyone would notice my short legs. They would be even more obvious when compared to other members of the track and field team.

Also, don’t slap a man’s ass so casually. I know it’s fine between girls, but I’m not a girl. I’m not gay nor am I your bestie, I’m a firm heterosexual. 100% man.

Xiong YaoYue wouldn’t listen no matter how I tried to explain. Instead, she would tell me “Don’t be embarrassed”, “Older sis Yue Yue will keep your secret”, or “Gender isn’t a problem, true love beats all”.

The only person older than me in our class is the class leader, so you’re not my older sister. Don’t look at me with those empathetic eyes.

When we parted ways, Xiong YaoYue put her hand sincerely on my shoulder and said:

“Remember to remind your partner to wear condoms, it’s not fun if you catch a disease...”

So, you already decided I’m the catcher? I really want to throw Shu Zhe’s worn panties on her face.

I’m the fucking pitcher! If I wanted, you would also be pinned underneath me. Even if you were 5 times Gong CaiCai (currently Gong CaiCai is a single unit of strength for our class), I’m 9 times Gong CaiCai! I have plenty of power to deal with you and more. Let’s see who’s the catcher when your delicate bottom and buds on your chest are ripe for my picking.

The afternoon was again hot and boring.

When I was sitting at my seat and drinking plum juice I bought from the snack counter, Xiao Qin suddenly put down her pencil and asked me:

“Ye Lin classmate, what’s a meat toilet?”

Fuck, I sprayed plum juice all over the back of the classmate in front of me. He didn’t say anything because he has always been afraid of me, but I felt bad.

Xiao Qin played with the pencil in her hand.

“It’s like this... in order to study manga, I joined a bunch of manga qq groups. Everyone was really active and was always sending body photos for novices to observe. Too bad there were too many females and no males...”

Those are probably pornographic photos...

“Um, everyone’s discussion yesterday was strange. It was all filled with acronyms I couldn’t understand like RL, BJ, YS, NS, QJ... then I saw a word I recognized, but I don’t understand what they meant by ‘meat toilet’.”

Xiao Qin blinked and flashed glances of a request for help towards me.

“Ye Lin classmate is experienced and knowledgeable, so you should know what it means. Is it something to store meat with?”

It’s not, it’s a word the Japanese created. It’s extremely insulting to females. A word which basically equates to a ‘human toilet’, a outlet for one to vent their beastly desires.

I thought about how I should explain it to Xiao Qin without leading the topic of conversation in a strange direction.

“Um, it’s Japanese, which basically means to disrespect girls, use them as goods and vent on them, something like that... It’s not a good word so don’t use it anymore.”

Xiao Qin didn’t seem satisfied with my answer, “Vent? What do they vent on girls?”

“Um, let’s just say venting their anger...”

Xiao Qin’s eyebrows stood up.

“Wouldn’t... that be referring to me?”

Huh....?

“Didn’t Ye Lin classmate vent his anger on me when I first transferred here? I still haven’t healed from the damage you caused to my soul.”

“So it turns out there’s a dedicated name for unfortunate girls like me. Japanese culture is really profound and deep. I underestimated them when I thought they only had shoujo manga.”

“Even though Ye Lin classmate has been gentler with me as of late, I still feel bad when I think back. I can’t believe I was Ye Lin classmate’s meat toilet for so long!”

Stop talking, I almost crushed the bottle of plum juice. The classmate in front of me is almost about to have to head home and change!

“Why can’t I keep talking. I’ve already had enough being Ye Lin classmate’s meat toilet, I don’t want to be a meat toilet anymore.”

Xiao Qin softened her attitude when she saw my mouth twitch along with my gloomy expression.

“Um... are you upset? I’m sorry, I kind of lost control... I’m happy to be your meat toilet if needed in the future, but I hope you can occasionally be gentle...”

“As long as you’re happy, I’ll be your dedicated meat toilet with a smile...”

Even Niu ShiLi, who was already used to Xiao Qin’s normal antics, furrowed his brows and pushed his glasses to hide his awkwardness.

I used my phone and found a forum online which provides the correct explanation for meat toilet and passed it to Xiao Qin.

Xiao Qin’s face burned red and covered her mouth with regret.

But after a while, she began to giggle. Her eyes were hidden behind her long bangs and I couldn’t see her thoughts.

“But it’s not that far from the truth... I’m willing to do it for Ye Lin classmate...”

“As long as Ye Lin classmate only likes me, I won’t resist even if you eat me...”

“But I hope you won’t waste food and put the uneaten parts in the fridge...”

Damn, this love film is going to turn into a horror film. Why does it feel like only someone who has odd thoughts like you can think of eating a person?

Are you actually trying to tell me implicitly: If I liked someone else, then you would kill and eat me?

Do you want to stay together forever that way? Stop dreaming. That would only turn me into poop.

Instead of being a meat toilet, I would just be meat poop.

I carefully analyzed the probability of Xiao Qin turning evil while welcoming gym class, a class I’m fond of.

We were all told to jump hurdles in class. I had no problem reaching the end even with short legs, but the class leader fell when jumping over the third hurdle.

What’s going on, I remember the class leader excelled at hurdles. I remembered she joined a competition in her first year and placed second even when she was feeling unwell.

Is it because of me? Is her ass still swollen?