I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

It’s actually normal that Loud Mouth would be worried that people would be looking for revenge.

Since I started junior high, I have adhered to the basic policy of “Nobody bullies me, I’ll fight to the death with whoever bullies”, and I’ve been in a fair number of fights.

The advantage was that I was self-taught through actual combat, and mastered a certain amount of fighting ability. The downside was that I made many enemies.

I remember that Xing Xing had joked with me before: “Brother Ye, when you get a girlfriend in the future, you have to be careful, don’t let your enemies backstab you!”

The reason why he was so supportive of Xiao Qin becoming their “sister-in-law” might be because they took that into consideration.

If Xiao Qin actually became my girlfriend, I won’t be worried that she would be bullied, as long as she doesn’t beat the living daylights out of the nearby ruffians every day.

After school, as expected, Xiao Qin wanted to send me home.

“What would happen if someone sought revenge when Ye Lin classmate is injured! Take me with you! I’ll stop them even at the cost of my life!”

She gripped two small fists with a face full of seriousness, as if when she said “cost of my life”, she would be jumping in front of me to use her body as a shield.

I can foresee that no matter which enemy came, dark Xiao Qin will break their bones and tear their flesh, they would not even have a clue of how they died.

But I didn’t let Xiao Qin send me home. Leaving aside the fact that I still have one arm and two legs, even if I was in a wheelchair, I don’t need a woman to protect me.

If words gets out, word on the street would be that a big man like Ye Lin, actually hired a female bodyguard and let a woman do the work for me.

Although I am not a hoodlum, I am a little concerned about my reputation in hoodlum circle, which makes me surprised.

Sure enough, I guess different environments definitely provide different influences? I have to be careful. If I develop a bad thought process in the future, I will end up in prison with someone bursting my chrysanthemums.

Even if I resisted, or bursted someone else’s, there would be nothing to be proud of.

Unexpectedly, not only for the day, but for a whole week, no one came to me looking for trouble.

I found out aftward, it was the peaked cap that was publicly spreading the word that I was gay, I was covered with AIDS, and that I was beyond saving. If anyone were to fight with me, they would die if they touched my wounds.

Even my fracture was said to be because I had reduced immunity because I had AIDS and I accidentally broke it.

Therefore, although my enemies have an advantage point, they all watched quietly afar. No one attacked, they just waited until death took its toll.

Death my ass! After two weeks, once I am fully recovered, you will never get an opportunity like this again! At that time, just watch how I will teach you all a lesson! If you so much as glare at me on the streets, I will beat you up to vent my anger!

It’s not my fault that I am unable to fight Xiao Qin, who recovered her senses. If I had to find someone to vent my anger, Xiao Qin would probably be willing to be my punching bag. I can even imagine her pitiful expression of “hit me all you want, I won’t resist” when I close my eyes.

On Wednesday, Cao JingShen told me mysteriously that his father, Director Cao, released and screened the first episode of his short series on the internet.

The name was in poor taste, it was called ‘Bloody Battle of Nanjing’. When I heard the name, I remembered that Director Cao hugged my thighs and begged me to play the role of the evil boss.

Later, as for the actor who played Jin Ling Young Thug, Director Cao visited multiple theatre institutes until he found someone to his liking. The name of this person was Wu Sheng, but his classmates all call him ‘Depressed Bro’.

I heard that this person named Wu Sheng was extremely depressed. He was so depressed that his two ex-girlfriends both got depression.

When Director Cao saw him, Depressed Bro was leaning against an old pine tree on the campus. He had the style of an ancient poet, staring at the clouds in the sky.

Director Cao rushed up in excitement and asked Depressed Bro if he would like to make a movie with him.

Usually, for students of a film institute, a chance to be in a film would be impossible. I also heard that there was a person in Dongcheng District who pretended to be a director and got two girls of film schools to sleep with him.

However, after Depressed Bro heard the words of Director Cao, he did not immediately respond.

The gaze he used to look at Director Cao was melancholic. The air he breathed was melancholic. The temperature of his skin was melancholic. His final answer was melancholic.

“What’s the point, whether I act or not?”

Director Cao repeated what he said to me previously. Depressed Bro still did not budge.

He only repeated a similar line: “There’s no point of living...”

Director Cao said at the time, he was influenced by Depressed Bro and almost wanted to cry. He almost lost all his motivation to film domestically produced AV films.

Originally, he only hoped to find a suitable actor to play Jin Ling. After seeing this level of shocking depression, he immediately felt that Wu Sheng’s aura would be best shared with the audience, he shouldn’t be the only one to suffer. He decided to make Depressed Bro become a famous actor through his own hands, so he could retaliate against this society that would not let him make AV films.

Depressed Bro couldn’t stand the repeated pleading of Director Cao, so he finally agreed.

“You will regret it...” said Depressed Bro. “I’ve already warned my two previous girlfriends, but they wouldn’t listen. Now look what happened... ah, but life is meaningless, so you can do whatever you want to do...”

Later, the crew members who participated in the filming said the “interest” word should be added to Wu Sheng’s name, and be renamed as “meaningless”. (TN: It’s a play on words)

After the first episode of “Bloody Battle of Nanjing” was released, the reviews were satisfactory, but I have not seen it.

Cao JingShen asked me if I would like to go to his house at noon and watch his father’s work on the big screen.

I thought that I would have to discuss with him about the PS photo of the class leader to deal with Li ErLeng, so I went with him.

Anyway, since it was a short with only five minutes per episode, it wouldn’t take much time.

Director Cao was not home, it was only me and Cao JingShen. If Director Cao was home, he might come up with some weird ideas again.

Although he already found someone to play the part of Jin Ling, his ultimate goal was to shoot an adult film. I heard that he still wants to train me into an adult film star.

In order to see live reactions, Cao JingShen played “Bloody Battle of Nanjing” from a live stream channel, but on his large screen, the comments were sparse. Perhaps it was not because of the large screen, but because this video wasn’t that appealing, right?

The story of “Bloody Battle of Nanjing” was very cliché, that is, a demon was born, then the brave and heroic hero go through all sorts of hardships, and finally defeat the demon with the help of his companions, and end up with the heroine.

The male protagonist was very ordinary, there were no good points, he just had the same master as Jin Ling, the master taught Jin Ling martial arts, then returned to the mountains to live seclusion. He took in the kind protagonist on the way as the last disciple.

As for Jin Ling, this guy was the worst of the worst.

He was born in a rich household, where he was spoiled and pampered, he flaunted his position and had high innate talent. The “Blood Kill Asura” that his master taught him, even the master could not reach the ninth level, was mastered by Jin Ling.

What did he do after he mastered it? He went around finding high-level fighters to kill for fun.

Soon the masters in his same city were all killed by him, but he felt it wasn’t enough. He felt that these people did not have the same skill as his master, so he found the village where the master retired and killed him too.

Fuck, this role is the worst! When Director Cao persuaded me to take this role, he personally promised: “Although it’s not a justice role, he has crucial flashing points of humanity!”

Where is the flash? When the Master was torn in half, his eyes flashed a bloodthirsty red! If I played this role, I would never be able to say that I am a good person for the rest of my life.

The only thing that the Jin Ling treated with care was his beloved white dog.

But it was not cute at all, you can say it is a dog, but, it was more similar to a wolf.

Presumably, this was the “humanity” that Director Cao was talking about.

But that’s not right! After Jin Ling killed people, he would let his dog eat the victim’s corpse! Where is the humanity! He’s clearly devoid of humanity! This dog was still eating happily. The short was only 5 minutes in length. Most of the plot points were shown using montage techniques. However, the part where the dog ate human flesh was given 30 seconds! After eating, with a mouth of blood, he would look at his owner and smile, damn, this is inhuman!

If you thought this was already too much, then you have not kept up with Director Cao’s rhythm.

In the next episode preview, Director Cao hinted that the heroine would be raped by Jin Ling.

The heroine’s past was pitiful. She grew up in an orphanage in the village of Futian where she suffered with her companions who were in the same situation.

Judging from the preview, Jin Ling will not only rape the heroine, but also all the other girls in the orphanage!

Fuck, isn’t this just an adult film! Director Cao, get lost and go back to Japan to make AV films! Don’t tarnish the purity of martial arts films!

That wasn’t even the lowest point: even a little cat that the heroine and sisters have raised, was also raped by Jin Ling’s dog!

When the person and the dog mount from behind, they would look at each other and smile!

Although the smile of Depressed Bro was a bit haggard and not an obscene smile from the bottom of his heart, it does not help to change the obscene style of the preview!

Unacceptable! Director Cao, that’s going too far! Also... also these viewers! In the first half of the film, when it was still kind of like a martial arts film, there were very few comments. But, how come when it comes to the preview, the amount of comments skyrocket!

It was filled with comments like “Seriously looking forward to it!”, “The best martial arts film of the year!”, “Can rub one out!”, “I’m typing with one hand!”, “Wasn’t a waste of taking off my pants”, and so on.

When the credits appeared and displayed: “Jin Ling Young Thug, Wu Sheng, actor”, there were people cheering:

“Wu Sheng, I support you! Good job! Be sure to push down the heroine!”

Suddenly the antagonist was regarded as the number one of the story.

After watching the film, I was scared for a while, and I was surprised to find that Wu Sheng was a guy who looked a little like me!

I have heard Cao JingShen say that Director Cao had set the criterion for Jin Ling after he saw me. So, Depressed Bro who was chosen for the role, actually looked a bit like me!

Although he had a lifeless temperament that’s very different from me, but if you took that aside, people would even believe that he is my brother!

Fortunately, his real name was shown at the end, otherwise, if someone misunderstood that I played Jin Ling, it would be bad.

After watching the film, I casually evaluated it. After calming down, I talked to Cao JingShen and asked if he could give me a few high-quality PS photos of the class leader.

“What kind of photos? Nudes?” Cao JingShen asked, “The head of the family finally has this need...”