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Chapter 462: Enlightened

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the young man’s face flushed red, and his gaze toward Wang Mang was filled with excitement.

Someone finally appreciated his talent!

In the past, no one had thought highly of him.

Therefore, he ran away from home when he was young.

No one was optimistic about his chances, but he rose up amidst adversity, from a tiny ant to the current Earth Immortal realm expert that he was.

Thus, Wang Mang’s praise resonated with the youth!

For a moment, the young man looked at Wang Mang excitedly and said, choked with emotion, “Are you really willing to help me? Do you really think so highly of me?”

Wang Mang smiled warmly as he replied, “Of course,”

“I have a divination technique that can predict the future achievements of others from their faces!”

“I can see the sign of disaster on your face!”

“But if you activate the East-rising purple qi between your eyebrows, I believe that you will eventually overcome all difficulties and transform into a dragon!”

“If you can put down all your pride and overcome all your difficulties, it won’t be difficult for you to become a Tier 5 expert!”

“Tier 5? I can become a Tier 5 expert?” The youth looked at Wang Mang in shock.

As an Earth Immortal realm expert, he had heard how terrifying a Tier 5 expert was, especially since Tier 5 experts existed in this mystic realm.

Every single Type 5 expert was the top expert that led a faction!

Wang Mang smiled and nodded.

“Of course! Would 1 lie to you?”

“However, although 1 don’t want any treasures, you have to do me a favor!”

“How is it? As long as you’re willing to help me out with a favor, I’ll help you take revenge!”

Hearing this, the young man who was originally very excited immediately calmed down.

It was true that there was no free lunch in this world!

Wang Mang’s words made him grit his teeth and say, “I knew that it wouldn’t be that simple. Big brother, tell me what you want!”

Seeing this, Wang Mang decided to be honest and upfront. He walked to the young man’s side and whispered, “As long as you’re willing to mate with a pig, I’ll help you!”

“How about it? This favor of mine is relatively simple to accomplish, isn’t it?”

The young man’s face instantly stiffened, as his expression constantly changed.

The matter was indeed simple, but it was extremely humiliating!

At the same time, Han Meng was overcome by embarrassment and quickly distanced herself from the pair.

Wang Mang looked at the hesitant young man and said, “If you can’t even overcome this, how can you become a Tier 5 expert?”

“Only by suffering hardship can one grow into a true expert!”

“Setbacks exist to hone your Dao heart.”

These words seemed to have some effect, and the young man gradually calmed down. A look of enlightenment appeared on his face…

Wang Mang was feeling rather optimistic when he saw this.

Then, the young man looked at Wang Mang with determination and said, “I understand! Big brother, you’re right. I agree.”

When Han Meng heard this, she gasped in shock. This fellow had actually agreed?

What the f*ck?

Wang Mang had a gratified look on his face. He smiled and patted the young man’s shoulder.

“You’re worth teaching! Shall we find a place to get started now?”

“After you pass my test, I’ll immediately gather my subordinates to help you take revenge!”

“This mating with a pig thing is just a test for you!”

“As a future expert, you must harden your heart to overcome whatever difficulties come your way.”

The young man seemed strangely calm. It was almost as if Wang Mang’s words had some sort of hypnotic effect.

“Big brother, wait for me here. I’ll go find a pig now!”

“You’re going to do it in the city?” Wang Mang asked in astonishment.

Hearing this, the young man smiled and said, “Big brother, it makes no difference where it is done. In the end, it is just a test of my Dao heart.”

“It’s settled. Let’s do it in the city/ Big brother, wait for me for a moment. I’ll go find a pig demon from a demon beast seller.”

With that, the young man rushed into the streets, leaving Wang Mang dumbfounded.

He did not know what to feel at this point. Happiness that he succeeded? Guilt that he had swindled the young man? Or shame for what he was about to witness…

Less than half an hour later, Wang Mang bore witness to a shocking scene.

In the crowded street, the young man strode over to Wang Mang gallantly. He had one hand behind his back, and one hand holding a big iron cage. His steps were steady and his face was determined.

It looked more like a scene from a general’s triumphant return than what Wang Mang knew was going to take place.

Inside the iron cage, there was a white pig demon. As the young man’s steps were so confident and assured, the scene attracted the attention of passersby.

Everyone looked over and made way for him.

Thud!

Wang Mang saw the youth place the cage on the ground.

Then, the young man opened the cage.

Holy sh*t! No way! Right here?

The young man then pulled the pig out of the cage and began to unbuckle his trousers.

Then, in public…

He did something that left everyone blinded, or at least wished that they were blinded.

Wang Mang was dumbstruck. This kid was so ruthless!

He actually did it on the street!

Despite how taken aback he was, Wang Mang felt a trace of admiration for the young man’s guts.

As for the onlookers? Their expressions had all changed from curiosity, to shock, to second-hand embarrassment.

Even Wang Mang couldn’t help but admire the ruthlessness of this youth!

“F*ck! Is this kid crazy?”

“Whoa! Is that young man so desperate?”

“This kid is an Earth Immortal realm expert! How could he do such a ridiculous thing?”

“He’s mentally unsound, right? He’s lost his mind! He absolutely has!”

“My eyes! What the f*ck have I just seen?”

“I thought that I had seen everything the world had to offer. Oh how wrong 1 was!”

However, in the face of the ridicule and insults from the onlookers, the young man soldiered on. He did not feel guilty or embarrassed at all.

That was because he had been enlightened!

So what if they mocked him?

This was just a small setback to temper his Dao heart!

If he wanted to become a true expert, he had to weather these things.

He was destined to become a super expert!