Father, Mother Escaped Again

“Tsk tsk tsk... It looks like she really is my sister-in-law. She actually dared to beat Big Brother, yet Big Brother did not dare fight back at all. Well, for a wastrel learning to curb one’s evil instincts, this must be retribution!”

“...” So Third Brother, are you just here to watch the show?

“I guess there’s no helping it, it’s impossible for my Sister-in-law to be brought back. But, this girl...”

“Get lost.” Li Yuan coldly stared at Hua Nongying and turned and left.

“..Little Junior Sister, the girls in your palace are so rude.”

“...” You are too infuriating! Believe me, Xiao Yuan is usually a soft delicate girl.

“By the way...Second Brother, are you not worried about Lu Rui at all?” Xia Yuqing looked at Yun Zhongyue with some suspicion behind her. Didn’t Second Brother care about Lu Rui? Could it be true that he just fell for her cooking skills and was not worried about Third Brother stealing his love?

“What should I be worried about? Lu Rui doesn’t meet the conditions of that kid’s assassin house criteria like sister-in-law, so I don’t have to worry at all.” Yun Zhongyue put his arms across his chest, then he looked at Hua Nongying not far away with a leisurely expression.

“The conditions for the assassin house? What are they?” Xia Yuqing was taken aback and became more curious.

“Of course there are conditions to enter the assassin house, not everyone can enter the assassin house of this noble person.” Hua Nongying appeared behind the two at some unknown time, shocking the two of them.

“Third Brother, if you want to enter the assassin house, what conditions needs to be met?”

“First, those with poor martial arts won’t be accepted!” Su Wuduan’s voice suddenly came from behind them.

“Hey, Senior Brother, you’re back...ah!” Xia Yuqing turned her head and looked at the two huge dark circles on Su Wuduan’s face.

“Pu...” Yun Zhongyue and Hua Nongying laughed at the same time, while supporting each other.

“Laugh your butt, it was all your fault.” Su Wuduan picked up a cup on the table and threw it at Hua Nongying.

Hua Nongying hurriedly avoided it, his face couldn’t help laughing: “Brother, calm down, I didn’t think my sister-in-law had such a temperament. You must be tired, pu ha ha ha...”

“...”

“Okay, don’t laugh.” Xia Yuqing herself was suffocating her laugh. Although she wanted to laugh, she wanted to know the conditions of Hua Nongying’s so-called assassin house. “It’s really impossible to be an assassin without good martial skills, so what other requirements are there?”

“Second, those who do not have a good body will not be accepted!” Yun Zhong Yue put his cheek in one hand, and stated the second condition.

“...Is there any necessary connection between body shape and being a killer?”

“Of course there is!” Hua Nongying said excitedly, “Little Junior Sister, think about it. If a person is not in shape and has a fat body, if they go for assassinations and crush the roof of a person, wouldn’t that assassin embarrass the assassin house when they go out?”

“...” I... I’m speechless.

“Is there anything else?” Xia Yuqing asked.

“Of course!” Hua Nongying slapped the table with excitement. “The last one is also the most important one. Those with poor looks won’t be accepted!”

“What does this thing have to do with being an assassin?!”

“Little Junior Sister, you don’t know anything at all. Assassination is an extremely advanced thing. There are some assassination targets that are very difficult to handle with martial arts. Thus the best assassination method is to let some female assassins show off their charm and get close to them....so how can a good appearance not be useful at this time?” Hua Nongying stared at Xia Yuqing with an expression of “Little Junior Sister, you really”.

“...” Third Senior Brother, do you mean that your assassination team includes seductress assassinations? Do you have to be so high-end?! Alright, you win.

Xia Yuqing rolled her eyes to the sky silently, and ignored her three unreliable seniors. She picked up the tea on the table and just when she was taking a sip, she spat it all out after seeing someone not far away come out.

“Little Junior Sister, what are you doing? Ahhhh, the water sprayed on this noble person’s body, so dirty, so dirty! Where can I find clean clothes, clean clothes! I need to change clothes!”

In her heart, Xia Yuqing faced this person and raised her middle finger. She then stood up and said, “Senior Brothers can talk first. I’ll go and look at the children.”

“En.”

Xia Yuqing got up and walked towards the two children’s room. After opening the door, she quickly closed it again.

“Dun Dun, what did you call Mother for?” Xia Yuqing asked in a low voice, leaning over and looking at Second Baby who was standing at her feet and only reaching her knees.

“It’s not younger sister who called Mother, but Er Chen.” Big baby walked out from behind Second Baby and grinned at Xia Yuqing.

“!” The pure angelic smile made Xia Yuqing’s hair stand up. She couldn’t help but shudder, because she knew that this kid was just like his Father, he was a demon in disguise! Him smiling at herself like that, he was absolutely up to no good.

“Then... What does Dudu need Mother for?”

“Mother, are you afraid?”

“No!” If people knew that she was afraid of being trapped by a young child who has just weaned off milk, what face of hers would be left? What face would she have left in this palace? She must hold on, she MUST hold on!

“Really?” Big Baby looked at Xia Yuqing with a harmless smile, “Well, there is not much time, so let’s get right to business. Yesterday, Father said that Mother cannot go to Shu, right? But, does Mother want to go with Father?”

“Of course I do!” Xia Yuqing was taken aback and blurted out her thoughts. After finishing speaking, she was a little confused, “You have a plan?”

“Of course. However, if Er Chen helps Mother to go with Father, Mother must also promise something to Er Chen.”

“...” I knew there was no free lunch in this world, this little b*stard really had a scheme!

“What’s the matter?”

“Hehe, Er Chen and his sister have never left the palace since they were born, so this time we also want to go out with Mother to open our eyes to see the world.”

“No!” Xia Yuqing screamed. Without saying anything, she rejected the proposal of Big Baby. “Um, babies, it’s dangerous outside, you are too young to...”

Big Baby’s face sank: “This sentence seems to have been said by Father to Mother. Forget it. If you don’t want to go, don’t go, everyone won’t go. Baby, let’s go.”

With that, Big Baby took the lead. Holding Second Baby’s hand, he turned and left.

“Wait, do you really want to go?” Xia Yuqing had been fighting the urge in her heart for a long time, but she couldn’t help shouting and stopping the two of them.

Big Baby winked at Second Baby and Second Baby nodded obediently. She turned to face Xia Yuqing with tearful eyes: “Mother, I want to go.”

“...” If Big Baby’s smile had the lethality of a bullet, then the lethality of Second Babies’ tears was like an atomic bomb. Xia Yuqing naturally died in battle.

“...Okay, I’ll take you there.” Xia Yuqing persisted for a moment, then finally surrendered with a white flag.

“Oye, brother is great, brother is great, i...” Second Baby hugged Big Baby excitedly.

“...” Hey, baby, the person who promised to take you out is your Mother, not your smiling tiger brother, OK! Even if you want to pounce on someone, you should pounce in the arms of your Mother! Baby, wake up!

Big Baby felt Xia Yuqing’s resentful gaze, so he raised his chin provocatively. Holding Second Baby’s shoulders, he took a bite out of Second Baby’s chubby cheeks in front of Xia Yuqing’s eyes.

Xia Yuqing’s teeth tickled with anger. This d*mn brat, don’t ever let me catch on to your schemes, otherwise one day, I will strip your butt bare to spank!

Xia Yuqing suppressed the anger in her stomach. She lightly sighed, then said with a faint smile: “Now, can you tell Mother what to do?”

Big Baby glanced at Xia Yuqing and spit out a sentence with a smile: “Mother, you look like a big bad wolf in a story that Aunt Lu Rui read us a few days ago.”

“...” Calm down, this is a brat, just a brat. Adults can’t take things too seriously with children. That’s right, yes, yes, that’s it!

Xia Yuqing finally did a good job of building her mental constitution. Pressing back the green veins on her forehead one by one, someone continued to laugh, “Can Mother be regretting it now?”

“No, it’s hard to chase after a word that’s been stated (once something is said, you can’t take it back). Mother you said adults should be role models for children, otherwise we will learn badly and be led astray in the future.”

“...” You have already been led astray! Xia Yuqing burst into tears silently. If she knew that she would give birth to such a wicked evil creature...Well, her Second Baby was still here. But why is the difference so big when they were born together? ! It must be a bad gene, a bad gene!

“Then tell Mother what to do!”

Big Baby had appreciated enough of Xia Yuqing’s current condition. He smiled graciously: “Mother, let’s leave the palace together.”

“...” Why does she feel like she has fallen into a trap again!

Five days later, Feng Tingye and a group of people secretly set off for the Kingdom of Shu, leaving Yan Ran and Leng Ruofeng to supervise the country. To this Yan Ran expressed: “F*ck, why is it this Lao Zi again? Each of you run out for one outing after another, why leave me alone here? Why are you forcefully imprisoning me in the country?!”

The responses he received were the iron fists of a few hurt friends and Feng Tingye’s intimidation.

“It seems that the Grand Tutor feels that the Prime Minister staying in the country must be a hindrance, then...”

Before Feng Tingye finished speaking, Yan Ran asked for forgiveness on the spot. That must be a joke! If even Leng Ruofeng left, he would definitely be exhausted to death!

Therefore, Yan Ran’s protest was bombarded into dregs, and the carriage slowly drove out of the capital from a remote road. Focusing on the people in front, no one noticed the luggage checked in behind the carriage and how it moved unusually.

At the same time, a harsh scream broke out in the Ye Kingdom’s imperial palace.

“Niang... Niang Niang... and the little prince and the little princess...” Lu Rui tremblingly handed the small note in her hand to Li Yuan.

Li Yuan took the note and looked at it, her face remained unchanged. She only asked: “Where is Cui Er Jiejie?”

“I haven’t seen her since early this morning.”

“Oh, that’s all right then.”

Lu Rui was startled. She seemed to understand something, then her little mouth slumped: “Niang Niang, you left us and ran off again? It’s too much!”

“...”

In Cining Palace on the other side, Mei Xi slowly walked into the Buddhist hall. She looked at Zhang Sunshi who was kneeling in front of the Buddha, and whispered: “Empress Dowager, the emperor has left the palace.”

“En.” Zhang Sunshi responded softly, indicating that she knew.

“Niang Niang, the relationship between Ye and Shu has always been very tense. Also, that person is in Shu. This time, why didn’t we have those powerful Da Rens under the emperor go there? Why didn’t the Empress Dowager stop the emperor? Let the emperor ...”

Aunt Meixi was interrupted by Zhang Sunshi’s words before she finished speaking: “Meixi, it is precisely because of this that Ting Er has to go. There are some things that Ai Jia can’t do, and the previous emperor can’t do. We can only let Ting Er help us do it.”

Mei Xi was taken aback. Finally something in her eyes flashed. She pursed her lips but didn’t say a word, and silently retreated to the side.

The summer breeze followed the slightly open window and slipped into the inner room of Ci Ning Palace, blowing the curtains in the room. It also blew the clothes of the person standing at the top of the palace, making it gracefully flutter.

The black-clothed boy standing at the top of the palace silently watched the carriage moving away in the distance. The corners of his lips were slightly raised. His long hair spread out in front of him, clasped with silver hair clips, swayed gently with the breeze.

A very beautiful black cat nestled in the boy’s arms. The cat was sleepy and gracefully yawned under the caress of the boy’s slender knuckles.

“Time has begun to flow with the traces of destiny, so what will you do next?”

The voice of the young man, like a cello, echoed gently in the sky above the palace. Another breeze hit, but in a moment, the roof where the individual was standing had already turned empty. It almost seemed like everything that happened just now was just a dream!