Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 286 – Cat Dad's Grandfather is Solomon?!

Xiaomao had no problem with doing it with clones since it was a one-night stand – No attachment and commitment. However, Amon was a real being with a dubious background. Falling into the honey trap was not something Xiaomao desired.

He had learned enough from his previous life. THOTs couldn't be trusted.

Xiaomao's expression changed. He imitated the face of the internet Chad.

"How about no?"

Although Xiaomao said that, his boner was still rock solid. He couldn't suppress his testosterone as he had been saving up for a long time.

Amon glanced at Xiaomao's third arm and grinned. She sat on her knees and bowed her head again, "I understand. If you wish, you can call me for the night service anytime."

Xiaomao clicked his tongue, "Can you leave my pocket dantian? I know that you're strong. But if you're not here to kill me or capture me, please cooperate with me, okay? I need some privacy."

"Please do not mind me. Your grandfather has ordered me to be by your side and protect you."

"…"

Something didn't make sense here. Xiaomao didn't remember that he and Solomon were allies.

Also, there was an odd keyword.

"Grandfather, who?"

"My master, Lord Solomon."

"HAH?!" Xiaomao was bewildered. "How is Solomon my grandfather?!"

"One of your father's concubines is Lord Solomon's daughter. Her name is Leviathan. She used to serve Great Deity Lilith, but she joined Mao Miaomiao along with her master."

"…"

"Technically, Lord Solomon is your stepgrandfather. The Mao Clan is a huge family, and Mao Miaomiao's influence reaches every corner of the universe."

"I knew it. GODDAMMIT, DAD!"

For the first time, Xiaomao wanted to punch Mao Miaomiao's face for banging so many women and got away with it.

He wasn't envious of Mao Miaomiao. However, he couldn't stand the irresponsible father that cheated on his mother.

Amon tried to convince Xiaomao, "Please do not restrict yourself under the human standard, young master. Your karma is connected to many gods, and you have the right to exert dominance as a god's descendant and the heir of the Great Chaos Seraphim. If you wish for it, Lord Solomon is willing to hand over the Netherworld's throne to you if you are willing to acknowledge him as your grandfather."

Amon slowly reached out to touch Xiaomao's leg. The latter was frozen as if he fell into a trance.

The offer was too good to be true. Deep down inside, Xiaomao sometimes wanted to throw away all responsibility and live a slow life somewhere quietly. Living as a pampered young master of the Netherworld Realm sounded nice.

He didn't even realize that Amon had been hypnotizing him.

'SILENCE, MEW!'

Suddenly, Mir's voice echoed in the pocket dantian. Xiaomao snapped back to his senses.

Amon widened her eyes and looked up. Her expression grimaced for a moment before she gazed at Xiaomao.

"Please remember. Lord Solomon loves you. If you have no place to go, you can seek Lord Solomon's help."

After the parting words, her body vanished from the pocket dantian.

DING

<Amon has kicked out of your pocket dantian.>

"…"

Xiaomao let out a long sigh of relief, but he somewhat regretted it. He looked at his manhood, which wilted because of the disappointment.

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Because of the emergency, Xiaomao stopped cultivating. He opened his eyes to check the commotion in the real world. However, everything around him was pitch black. He could only hear the loud noise of Mir.

"If you don't want me to kill you, scram, mew!"

The voice of Amon followed, "I've come here to serve as young master's maidservant and bodyguard. I have no intention of harming him. Please understand."

"Are you crazy?! Do you think we trust you!? Scram, or else, mew!"

"Understood. Then, please relay a message to Lord Xiaomao for me. Tell him that his grandfather is not his enemy. It's Pangu, Odin, and the remnants of the Olympus you have to worry about."

"…"

They stopped talking. After a while, Mir pulled Xiaomao out of her shadow.

Xiaomao and Jungwoo came out of the shadow and looked around in confusion. Upon seeing the luxurious room, Jungwoo was overjoyed.

"I-Is this really my room?"

Mir ignored the guy and looked at Xiaomao. She glared at him, "What did she do to you?"

Xiaomao shrugged, "She wanted my D."

"Not that, mew!" Mir's expression was ugly. She repeatedly slapped Xiaomao with her cat paw, but it didn't hurt. "Solomon definitely did something to you! What did she do, mew?!"

"Err… I don't feel anything weird. She just visited my pocket dantian and let me search her cavity."

"YOU PERVERTED BEAST!"

PA!

Mir slapped Xiaomao so hard that he fell unconscious. Jungwoo looked at his friend and pursed his lips.

"Did I miss something? I have a feeling that I missed something very important just now."

"You don't need to know, mew!"

PA!

Mir slapped Jungwoo and knocked him out as well. Both men got KOed even though they didn't know why they deserved it.

The cat panted. She took a minute to calm down.

She hated Solomon's demons. They were the cause of all pandemonium on earth. Even though Mu-Nyang and Mir hated the players and Pangu, they respected the innocent humans on earth. Because of such a mindset, they chose not to launch a full-scale attack on Pangu and implicate the humans when the game started.

But now, Solomon came into the picture. They took over China, and they showed up here in Korea. Soon, they might swallow entire East Asia and Southeast Asia.

"ARGH! What a headache, mew!"

Mir walked to the balcony and gazed at the panicking humans on the street. Car accidents blocked the traffic, and riots broke out because of fear. As Mir scanned through the crowd, she spotted many Solomon ghosts among the humans, inciting chaos and leading robberies.

"Divine Theocracy Earth is done for. Xiaomao will be sad, mew."

Mir closed her eyes and thought of the days Xiaomao took care of her. When her physical body was small, the guy always brought the best fish and goat milk for her.

Those were the tranquil time that she cherished. She sighed, wanting to go back to the past when she didn't have to worry about anything other than playing and messing with Xiaomao.

"Don't worry, Xiaomao. No horny monkeys can touch you, mew! If you inherit that urge from Mao Miaomiao, I'll take care of that, mew!"

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= Pangu Universe Incorporate =

After paying Xiaomao a visit, Solomon returned to the company. He smiled as if he was satisfied from seeing his favorite grandson.

WHOOSH

A few minutes later, Amon returned. Unlike when she was in Xiaomao's pocket dantian, she wore a proper maid uniform. Her eyeglasses and the purple dress covered all her skin, but the dragon tail slipped out of her long skirt. Her two curly horns extended from her temples, not hiding her identity as a dragonewt.

The smile on Solomon's face faded. He turned around and glared at his subordinate.

"Failure, I see."

"I'm so sorry, master. Mir got in the way."

"Did Xiaomao accept your proposal? Was he interested in you?"

Amon nodded, but her face was expressionless. She maintained her cool glass-girl image, "He has a strong mind. His body reacts, but he declined my offer. My domain power failed to seduce him."

"Shame," Solomon clicked his tongue. "Did you tell him what I told you to?"

"Yes. I already told him that you are willing to hand over the Netherworld to him."

"But he is not interested?"

"He was interested, but he hesitated. I looked into his memory, but he still cherished the humans."

"What an idiot! He doesn't know what's good for him! He doesn't even understand how much I cherish him and Mu-Nyang! Why is he wasting time for those mortals?!"

Because of his frustration, his dark aura exploded. All glass windows shattered, and all employees, who were imposters, vomited blood and died.

A few seconds later, new slimes emerged from the corpses and restored their bodies. Then, they came back to life and resumed their posts.

Amon, on the other hand, was unaffected by the terrifying pressure of the demon god. She simply lowered her head.

Solomon pointed at Amon's face, "Go bring the other great demons, the female ones. Bring them to Xiaomao and offer everybody to him. Seduce him. Serve him. Teach him how the grandson of a demon god should behave. Free him from Mu-Nyang and the human culture! TEACH HIM HOW POINTLESS IT IS TO FIGHT FOR THE MORTALS!"

"Yes, my lord."

Amon bowed and faded away.

Seeing that Amon had left, Solomon rolled his eyes upward as if he was tampering with the game again.

WHOOM

A dark portal appeared. Then, someone walked out.

A female dragonewt reluctantly exited the portal. She looked exactly like Amon, minus the eyeglasses. Although she had two horns, her dragon tail was thinner and longer. In addition, her arms and cheeks were covered in dragon scales.

The dragonewt dropped her jaw when she found Solomon in front of her.

"G-Grandfather?"

"Levy, my girl. I came back to life after the Great Reset, but you never visited me. Why were you ignoring me?"

"B-But I thought you retired from the power struggle!"

"I never retired. I was simply hiding from all the messes Mu-Nyang and Mao Miaomiao caused! Look what your husband has done! Without him, the Great Reset wouldn't have happened!"

Solomon chided the dragonewt like a frustrated old man. He then patted Levy's horn.

"Go back and tell Lilith, Lilim, Clem, and your friends. Tell them that I have no intention of fighting Mao Miaomiao or Mu-Nyang. Tell him that I wish to join them on the quest against Pangu and the Mazinger."

"R-Really?! You won't fight Miaomiao?"

"But there's a condition."

"O-Okay?"

Solomon pointed down, "I want Divine Theocracy Earth as the second Netherworld Realm. All human souls are to be purged. The players will be replaced with my demons. In exchange, I'll give Mao Miaomiao all three game worlds and Pangu's head on a silver platter."

Leviathan was overjoyed. She smiled and promised him to deliver words to Mao Miaomiao's wives.

The grandfather and granddaughter chatted and exchanged information. The girl told Solomon everything about what Mao Miaomiao's wives had been doing.

Solomon inwardly laughed. Although Xiaomao rejected his offer, everything went according to his plan.