All My Disciples Suck!

“Brother Noodles!" Thousand Hand Pillar quickly came up and took out an antidote.

“Wait!" Beef Noodles said. "Don’t save me!"

“Ah? Why? Brother Noodles, you've been poisoned. If you don't drink the antidote, you'll die!"

"Are you stupid, it costs 500 Contribution Points for the Detoxification Pill! It’s much more valuable than my life!"

"Oh, that's right. You'll die then!" Thousand Hand Pillar thought for a moment before he listened to the Beef Noodles and stood to the side.

Beef Noodles’ mouth was foaming and he laid on the ground for a while.

The two of them looked at each other for a few minutes. The air seemed to be filled with embarrassment.

“Hold the grass … Why wouldn’t I die? Was the demon beast's poison not so strong?" He really vomited.

The Thorn Beast's poison was still there, so Beef noodle could not stand up. That was why Beef Noodles poisoned himself. He revived and went back at the speed of light.

“Everyone, be careful!” After walking for a while, First Iceman spoke again.

Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh!

The sound of jumping could be heard as two giant monkeys about two meters tall landed in front of the four of them.

“Hot Monkey! A demon beast at the peak of the Spirit Vein Realm!" First Iceman evaluated.

"Let me fight it!" Wang Lufei took a step forward and unleashed his full power.

Bang bang bang!

In the blink of an eye, Wang Lufei and a Hot Monkey exchanged dozens of punches.

Both sides were extremely fast, especially Wang Lufei who had seen everything. Every punch was aimed at the Hot Monkey's fist.

Power versus power!

Even before he could open the Eight Gate Dunja, the Hot Monkey was forced back by Wang Lufei.

“Give me this one!" Beef Noodles jumped out and faced another Hot Monkey.

"Watch and learn!" Beef Noodles also looked like he was seeing through every attack, exchanging blows with the Hot Monkey.

In the blink of an eye, more than ten punches crossed each other.

Then … Beef Noodles knelt. His face was covered with bruises and blood.

In the blink of an eye, the Hot Monkey’s fist hit Beef Noodles’ face.

Everyone was also using their techniques to show off!

Why was everyone showing off? Only I was being beaten?

“Brother Nian, are you alright?" Thousand Hand Pillar ran over to take a look.

“Eight Gate Dunja! Seven gates open!" Wang Lufei let out a low roar as he opened up his eight shields. He quickly charged up and killed two Hot Monkeys.

"We can't continue moving like this!" First Iceman said.

The four-man team only advanced a mile or so, and they had already encountered a dozen or so demon beasts.

According to Beef Noodles, the direction was correct. However, if they continued to use up their energy, everyone's stamina and energy would be exhausted.

The most important thing was to not waste too much time.

"If only we could avoid those demon beasts!" First Iceman thought.

"…" Thousand Hand Pillar frowned as he suddenly had an idea.

As a result, Thousand Hand Pillar sat cross-legged and used his full strength to activate the Azure Emperor Immortal Body.

Just as the Azure Emperor Immortal Body was about to reach its limit, he suddenly activated what Wang Lufei had learned.

The next moment, Thousand Hand Pillar felt it.

Perhaps because of the dense forest in the depths, the Azure Emperor Immortal Body was like a fish in water.

Thousand Hand Pillar felt that the forest seemed to have become an extension of his body.

Thousand Hand Pillar closed his eyes. In the dark world, patches of green gradually appeared. It was the entire forest.

In this green world, there were clusters of light of different sizes, some moving, some still.

It was like …

The demon beasts lived in the dense forest!

"!" Thousand Hands opened his eyes and his expression changed.

"I know a way to avoid those demon beasts!" Thousand Hand Pillar hurriedly said.

"?" The other three were stunned.

If that was the case, then it was naturally good!

After all, everyone's quest wasn't to kill monsters, but to find True Dragon's shit!

Next, Thousand Hand Pillar acted as a human body radar and led the group for several miles …

They hadn't met a single demon beast!

"Hold the grass, Brother Pillar, not bad!" First Iceman could not help but exclaim.

“Hmph! Of course, he was the God of Endurance, one of the Shichibukai that I, Wang Lufei, used to lead!" Wang Lufei turned around and exclaimed in admiration.

Thousand Hand Pillar blushed.

Hold the grass!

Dark history!

When he had just played the game, Thousand Hand Pillar had been under Wang Lufei's command for a few days.

Thinking about it now. It was too shameful.

"This is the river!" After walking a few miles, his eyes lit up.

Beef Noodles found the river where he was washed away. The next path was very simple. As long as they walked along the river, they would quickly find the place where they had found that huge pile of True Dragon's shit.

The four of them kept a low profile along the river and occasionally circled, avoiding some powerful demon beasts.

That was why the four of them soon saw something. A pile of shit!

However, there was still a small amount of depression. It was the lump of meat that he met not long ago.

“He is still here?” Beef Noodles was also a little surprised.

Such a huge pile? As expected of a true dragon … His shit was already so big, how big was his true self!" Thousand Hand Pillar’s eyes widened in shock.

This shit was at least four meters tall and more than ten meters in diameter!

"Quickly, hurry and put it back in the storage talisman!" First Iceman was overjoyed.

Who would have thought that this operation would go so smoothly!

Before he left, He Yiming handed over four storage talismans to First Iceman. They had a large amount of space inside, and they were just enough to hold this huge pile of shit.

Just as the four of them were about to play, a black shadow whistled over!

"Be careful!" Wang Lufei was the first to react. He pushed away Thousand Hand Pillar.

The next moment, a wooden spear pierced through Wang Lufei's shoulder. If Wang Lufei hadn't attacked in time, Thousand Hand Pillar would have been pierced in the head.

“We are surrounded!!!" First Iceman’s expression changed. He looked around and saw a hundred people.